What is the ugliest new car currently on sale?

I saw one of these today and had to do a double take, genuinely couldn’t believe BMW would put their badge on it.

Maybe not the ugliest car in the world but such a departure for BMW.

What are your contenders?

BMW i3 is up there too!

Dacia Logan /endthread

http://www.ssangyonggb.co.uk/

Fill your boots

Anything ostentatious, white Germanica, chromed Japanica, penile Brittanica.
You have to be a right nobhead to still idolise cars, they’re so last century.

Needs no explanation as to why I vote for it!

m0rk has nailed it. That Ssangyong on the right is so flippin’ ugly, it makes me angry whenever I see it.

Someone needs to pay a visit to Korea and sort those designers out.

I don’t think anything has topped that Beemer yet though…

You’ve not researched Ssangyong enough then!

That is pretty offensive!

Bulbous

Fiat Multipla

Whoops, sorry, not new…

Any Citroen. Revolting all of them.

Mercedes are knocking out some really ugly cars at the moment

That Beemer is indeed a shocker, we’ve seen a couple and they fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down 😯

Fiat 500L MPW – how they could insult the heritage of that fabulous little car I’ll never understand

Return of the Mac is correct.

Post-facelift Avensis is hideous. Pre-facelift was pretty inoffensive; Toyota seem to be having a run of making really, really ugly cars at the moment (see also Auris facelift, and the new Prius)

That Fiat 500 looks like a cut’n’shut

I’ve never been a Nissan Juke fan:

Mercede….what?!?!?!

To be fair, the reason that Merc van looks odd is because its a Renault Kangoo with a Merc grill glued on.

Awful.

Kia Soul or Nissan Cube. From the same mould of shitness.

There is the Mercedes that looks like it has melted a bit too. C class of some sort

Like those Beemers.

The 3 & 2 series is nice.

Bentley Bentayga anyone?

I came in here thinking of the BMW in the OP.

Saw one the other day having not realised they existed. I know nothing about them but they’re bloody hideous. It also made me do a double take. I saw one in white and it reminded me of the ‘Crowmod’

Saying that, there’s some proper munters been posted already that I’ve never seen before either.

Fiat 500L. I can’t believe the same people who make the normal 500 thought it would be a good idea to turn out that awful pile of turd and stick the 500 badge on it.

Another vote here for those Citroens with the plastic boxes stuck to they’re sides!

Just wait till you see a new astra estate in the flesh – holy moley they’re utterly dreadful.

the multipla and the citreon eggbox thing are genius. the rest I agree with.

I thought someone had grafted a bmw front end on a Zafira.

Anything ostentatious, white Germanica, chromed Japanica, penile Brittanica.
You have to be a right nobhead to still idolise cars, they’re so last century.

Thanks for the input, I’ll take it under advisement. 🙄
The white car in the second photo sharkattack posted really doesn’t count as its a funny car drag racer, a very stretched and modified fibreglass body over a tube chassis. It isn’t supposed to be pretty, it’s only streamlining while going like buggery!

@anysredmini my thoughts exactly and I would have said the L thrn they we t and created that MPW-thingy

Citroen Cactus is properly awful. And why is it called a cactus?

Bah, I only came here to slag off the white mercedes 4×4 softroad wankwagen (with personal plates) that I followed this morning as it weaved about, taking the wrong lane at every opportunity and finally nearly taking the nose off another car at a mini roundabout

Joe 🙄 , of Romsey, you’re an arse in a wheeled skip