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This weeks Steve Bell in Guardian has quite tickled me. Very surreal
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http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/cartoon/2011/mar/02/david-cameron-william-hague
Whats made you giggle today then, you miserable buggers?
A man outgrowing a phone
http://www.singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/sorry-is-the-iphone-4-worth-paying-extra-for-vs-the-3gs
You telling me about giving Hora a wedgie and being nasty and cruel to him! 😀
Brought joy to my heart, that did.
taylforth's tri-training.
I find dry stone walling hilarious it appears.
Spongebob.
I don't understand the cartoon btw 😐
The health and safety advice inside the back door of the UPS delivery van, oh how we mocked and chuckled! 😀
England getting beaten by Ireland in the cricket 😆
Beat me to it mundiesmiester! ... laughing through tears of anguish.. that was truly shocking.
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Something on STW actually, a top-quality bit of pwnage, as I believe the kids call it...
Duck / duct is another "we don't really know" etymology. These days "Duck Tape" is a brand name and "duct tape" is generic (see also, Sellotape). As I'm not American, I'll stick with the generic terminology I think.
Fuct off
Replacing someone's phone handset at work with a banana
My reaction to someone calling me a misspelt banker made me laugh. They simply didnt know how to react to being licked.
Someone pulling out of the exit at sandown park giving me very little time and space to swerve and avoid his car.
He was leaving a health and safety conference.
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Plop-pants; this is glorious and deserves full videoisation on here:
I have no idea what these funny brown people are going on about, but it's a jolly tune and a right foot-tapper. 😀
these funny brown people
Racist 😐
Yeah well whatever.
son.. wife.. that duct tape quip up there ^^ somewhere and the monkey on the piglet..
I tried freetranslation.com and "ina mina dika" translated to "mina dika ina"! which is useful 😀
I love that HSBC ad with that song in. I dance around the room when it comes on. Proper Bollywood style.
Indihah???
But that's cos I'm a Racist, obviously.
Secretly changing my colleagues name tag on the course we're on and the lecturer calling him bob all day 🙂
Today my mrs decided to buy some poodle clippers, she decided to trim Charlie, Charlie is a very handsome chocolate brown poodle,
This is Charlie
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This is Charlie now,
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I'm in deep shit now, I was supposed to say ''he looks great''!!! Not collapse in hysterics.....
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Not collapse in hysterics
But how can you not??? The poor dog; look at it's little face. It's like me after a haircut. Knowing it looks completely ridiculous, yet can't do anything about it.
😆
Qualitage.
I'm in it deep!
Cornflakes for dinner for me 🙁
And it's not over yet, henrys next, Henry is a black toy poodle
Henry
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I'll post the carnage when it's done, if I've survived....
I genuinely can't look at that picture of Charlie, for fear of rupturing something. 😆
It's that face. It's saying 'please don't laugh'. 😆
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Please tell your good lady wife that she has caused me much mirth this evening, and I am truly grateful. 😀
That's the problem, I can't stay in the same room!
Charlie seems very happy with himself, I just can't look,
Henry is ongoing, I've gone in the garage to get away
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Stoppit!
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I may be in the spare room tonight....
Never mind Charlie. Faux leather CROCS on a grown up in winter time?
OMG! Clippers, canal, now!
Comfy 😳
😯
Is that Henry????
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(Is rendered incapable)
My little flea looks like Ken Dodd!! 😯 😆 8)
Comfy
Comfortable - or you'll upset someone on the other thread 8)
FFS DON'T CLIP THE FACES - THEIR WHISKERS ARE VERY SENSITIVE AND IT'LL REALLY HURT THEM.
No wonder the poor bugger looks miserable.
Gotta be this:
It didn't hurt them, they just stood there without wriggling and let it happen, they are proper clippers with the right blades for different bits and there faces were finished with scissers
They are used to it, they go every 6-8 weeks to the [i]Poodle parlour[/i] if you don't they turn into little matted bears cos it doesn't stop growing
It's just, well...LOOK AT THEM!!! 😯
I have to take em for a walk tomorrow 😥
Ferguson complaining about how Luiz should have been sent off but, in typical fashion, seemed to think that Rooneys elbow was not even worth a booking. Completely laughable.
I'd sooner watch a dog having a shit than Rooney!!
I'm so glad this thread is on a new page so's I don't have to see them pics. Can't take it any more. 😆
Lordy lordy. That's proper made me laugh tonight.
Khani; is your wife aware of the joy she has created? I am truly grateful. 😀
Tell her thank you from me.
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She needs more practice, she has sat in on some trim sessions and used clippers under supervision as it's a friend who do's it but this was the first solo effort,
EDIT apparently it's [i]Functional[/i]. 🙄
i liked this
After about 2 months of constant, daily low level crap. I decided this week would be the one where my luck changed. I've got no more money left anyway after paying for everything on the planet breaking so I simply can't have any more annoying shit happen in my life.
Imagine my state of mind when I developed severe toothache all day.
Really, I had to laugh.
Was walking my dog today. Very dainty looking old woman getting into her car on the opposite side of the road, says "hello" just as my dog settles down for a big poo. She looked mortified. Couldn't help but laugh 😆
I saw Drive Angry 3D earlier, quite funny how bad it is.
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I like that batman.
Ooh, I remember another laugh today.
There's a very nice lady works in the office over the corridor. She's my age, mid fourties, attractive and pleasant and very well endowed. Sometimes she comes in with these very low cut tops on, plenty of wiring and not a lot of cloth on top.
I try not to talk to her when she does this as it's really hard not to get distracted and glance down. (I know, I'm pathetic). Today she was showing a lot of cleavage and purely by chance, started a conversation with me and a chap who hadn't been to the office before. I focused on a point just over her head while my colleague focused on a point about 6 inches above her solar plexus. He didn't look her in the eye once during the five minute discussion.
That was worth a laugh once I got back to the office.
Why somebody waste time do this stupid thing?
Why somebody waste time do this stupid thing?
*insert joke about most of Fred's posts being stupid things*
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....BATMAN!
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....Hey Jude.
jamie, where abouts are ye in this fine country?
The dumbing down of the BBC.
The dumbing down of the BBC.
Just watch BBC2, BBC4 and listen to Radio 4.
jamie, where abouts are ye in this fine country?
Cambridgeshire bwoooooooy!
I watched BBC1 last night, ridiculous regional progamming, with a patronising CBBC voice-over.
Edit : Phil he's a light blue... we don't like 'em.
too far away, it's not your fault... you couldn't have known there were such sexy people as yeti, torm and I before choosing where to live. i forgive you.
but like Barnsleymitch you are being put on my "wish they lived closer" list....
I watched BBC1 last night, ridiculous regional progamming, with a patronising CBBC voice-over.
Just watch BBC2, BBC4 and listen to Radio 4.
I watched BBC1 last night, ridiculous regional progamming, with a patronising CBBC voice-over.
Just watch BBC2, BBC4 and listen to Radio 4.
I watched BBC1 last night, ridiculous regional progamming, with a patronising CBBC voice-over.
Just watch BBC2, BBC4 and listen to Radio 4.
I watched BBC1 last night, ridiculous regional progamming, with a patronising CBBC voice-over.
Just watch BBC2, BBC4 and listen to Radio 4.
I watched BBC1 last night, ridiculous regional progamming, with a patronising CBBC voice-over.
Just watch BBC2, BBC4 and listen to Radio 4.
I watched BBC1 last night, ridiculous regional progamming, with a patronising CBBC voice-over.
Just watch BBC2, BBC4 and listen to Radio 4.
I watched BBC1 last night, ridiculous regional progamming, with a patronising CBBC voice-over.
Just watch BBC2, BBC4 and listen to Radio 4.
I watched BBC1 last night, ridiculous regional progamming, with a patronising CBBC voice-over.
Just watch BBC2, BBC4 and listen to Radio 4.