What do you think the Queen eats?

Is it all quails eggs and truffles, d’you think? Or, given that she’s an old dear, it could be roast and veg maybe.. I dunno if you could eat fancy food all the time but she’s probably eaten it her entire life.. hmm.. I wonder if she’s ever had a pie from Greggs?

greggs do swan pie ? 😯

I think she’s on the weDiet

Prunes and lots of them.

My grandmother dined with her just the other day. I’ll see if I can find out for you.

Spam. It’s hammier than ham you know….

Lizard people eat swan pie?

I spoke to her and Philip after the had lunch once, he said they had posh scrambled egg on toast 🙂

Years ago when I saw an article in a paper which outlined what she had for breakfast. Cornflakes, Weetabix and Cocopops all served on a table in her bedroom in tupperware.

Then it was swan baps for lunch.

Sugar Puffs.
Tizer.

When I went to one of her garden parties she was noshing on sarnies and cake like the rest of us. Very nice sarnies and cake too, and a very decent brew.

Greek sausage.

Kofta?

Cats

I think she’s on the weDiet

Tremendous. Or oneDiet.

I don’t know what she eats, but she wipes her arse with swan necks.

I think she’s on the weDiet

Chapeau!

Don’t you just need to look for the royal seal on any food produce to know she eats it. They’re not allowed to put the royal seak on a tin of beans unless the queen has spent the evening quaffing an entire palette of the stuff first.

Heinz ketchup then eh?

Actually.. I wonder if she buys the Duchy Originals range? You’d think she’d get a discount.

I wonder who does the shopping? Oh Jeeves? Could you pop out to the Spar and get one a Dairy Milk please?