What do Cod eat???

Anything apparently!

Fisherman finds large red dildo in cod he has just caught

You’re just trying to make a fishy/rabbit pun, that I can’t make work either.

Yeah, stop rabbiting on.

Bahaha. Something to do with the smell?

Whole thing smells fishy to me.

My guess is somebody found that on Bjoern’s boat & this is his cover story

(and, Essel, were you googling for “6lb cods” or “missing dildo” when this came up ?)

I suppose you could stick it under your codpiece, make it more obvious.

(and, Essel, were you googling for “6lb cods” or “missing dildo” when this came up ?)

No, was innocently looking at http://britishseafishing.co.uk/ & it was linked from there. What do you think I am, some kind of poivert??

Large rubber eels as artificial bait ARE one of the main ways cod are caught offshore, so this isn’t surprising! Red and black are the killer colours.

Large rubber eels

😕

Rhubarb & custard shads Dan!

At least he has a new cosh for future catches…..

bearnecessities – Member
You’re just trying to make a fishy/rabbit pun, that I can’t make work either.

No gag reflex?

Neither did the Cod

The last time I had cod it was that fresh it ate half me chips !

Buzz off……

Could we put together a song along the lines of “There was an old lady who swallowed a fly”?