I'm hoping M&S.
Firstly because they never, ever have what you want.
Secondly because despite being 'the underwear people', they sell boxers for people with 40 inch waists and 2 inch cocks or 20 inch waists and 18 inch cocks (the latter clearly not being real people), so my boxers from there always feel a bit weird.
Thirdly because they encourage people with awareness issues to shop there. Nowhere else can you find such a large selection of people who will waddle along and then sudfdenly stop, right at the key point in a thoroughfare and just stand there like they're dead with a rod up their arse.
And finally because Noemie would be out of work and would have to restort to turning tricks behind ASDA for 5 quid a shot and I've got a couple of grand in my back pocket.