Weird secret santa type scenario

I returned to my desk after an hour or so in the lab to find a mysterious brown paper bag sitting on my desk. Opened it up and there was a packet of organic falafel mix inside. Nothing else.

The Chinese guy who sits next to me says a girl dropped it off, he didn’t recognise her but she looked like an undergraduate. He wouldn’t tell me whether she was attractive or not.

I’m confused!

You obviously don’t know the significance of a gift of falafel.

Have you upset anyone recently?

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Probably, but no-one from the middle east i think.

What does it mean then?

Very odd. I’m jealous.

It means big trouble in little China my friend, B-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-G trouble!

It means WIND my friend, BIIIIIIIGGG WIND 🙂

first it’s the falafel on the desk, the next thing is a horse’s head in your bed.

That’s a bit extreme! I mean, how about an intermediate step or two? Maybe a sheep’s head in the lounge, or a goat’s head in your swimming pool.

It’s a big leap from falafal to a horse’s head.

Bloody mafia types

Damnit i thought i was onto something, not receiving a threat.

lol

she’s just creating a reason to call back on you when you’re there to pick up something she ‘left behind by accident’

She just wanted any old ex-couscous

‘groan’ @ jonv

I’d get on the blower to that Banksy Moon fella. Isn’t there supposed to be a cease fire?

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Was she wearing and IDF uniform, if so check your life insurance is up to date 😕