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  • Weird secret santa type scenario
  • Premier Icon finbar
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    I returned to my desk after an hour or so in the lab to find a mysterious brown paper bag sitting on my desk. Opened it up and there was a packet of organic falafel mix inside. Nothing else.

    The Chinese guy who sits next to me says a girl dropped it off, he didn’t recognise her but she looked like an undergraduate. He wouldn’t tell me whether she was attractive or not.

    I’m confused!

    Premier Icon Snigletrack
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    You obviously don’t know the significance of a gift of falafel.

    Have you upset anyone recently?

    Snigle
    :o)

    Premier Icon finbar
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    Probably, but no-one from the middle east i think.

    What does it mean then?

    Premier Icon coffeeking
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    Very odd. I’m jealous.

    Premier Icon Snigletrack
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    It means big trouble in little China my friend, B-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-G trouble!

    Premier Icon woody2000
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    It means WIND my friend, BIIIIIIIGGG WIND 🙂

    Premier Icon Stoner
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    first it’s the falafel on the desk, the next thing is a horse’s head in your bed.

    Premier Icon willard
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    That’s a bit extreme! I mean, how about an intermediate step or two? Maybe a sheep’s head in the lounge, or a goat’s head in your swimming pool.

    It’s a big leap from falafal to a horse’s head.

    Bloody mafia types

    Premier Icon finbar
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    Damnit i thought i was onto something, not receiving a threat.

    Premier Icon ski
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    lol

    Premier Icon theotherjonv
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    she’s just creating a reason to call back on you when you’re there to pick up something she ‘left behind by accident’

    She just wanted any old ex-couscous

    Premier Icon sockpuppet
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    ‘groan’ @ jonv

    Premier Icon Snigletrack
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    I’d get on the blower to that Banksy Moon fella. Isn’t there supposed to be a cease fire?

    Snigle.
    :o)

    Premier Icon bigsi
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    Was she wearing and IDF uniform, if so check your life insurance is up to date 😕

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