Urine simmering incidents. Stick your rants here.

4power cuts now. Urine is bubbling out of the pan and dribbling over the gas hob

Local football teams and supporters who leave plastic bottles, take away coffee cups and metres of insulation tape on the side of the pitch after a match. TAKE IT HOME OR PUT IT IN THE BIN,

When a prisoner comes to the office on the wing & starts his sentence (see what I did there) with either, ‘are you listening?’ or, ‘obviously’.

If it is not “excuse me guv “then standards are slipping

who wants dirty hands all over their john thomas.

Its an offer i would never decline 😉

Arseholes who let fireworks off at 2315 on a Saturday night in a residential area when I have a dog who is terrified of them and a 9 day old baby who won’t settle for the next hour. I hope they blow up in your face you inconsiderate ****. Next time I’m going to track down your house and put a f*****g arsenal of the things through your letter box.

I have been meaning to make one for the last 20 years, honest 😳 Though in my defence, the houses both sides do have numbers and it doesn’t seem to cause the delivery men a particular problem (we also often help them out by taking in parcels for neighbours – they seem to know what number we are when signing for them).

Rob Hilton – Member
Stevet1 – Member
wazz = wee, see also whizz
wazz = stroke (non-medical kind)
whizz = amphetamines

HTH
To complete the set. Round here in my youth…

wazz – wee
whizz – speed

No wonder entire generations get messed up…

I have been meaning to make one for the last 20 years, honest Though in my defence, the houses both sides do have numbers and it doesn’t seem to cause the delivery men a particular problem (we also often help them out by taking in parcels for neighbours – they seem to know what number we are when signing for them).

thats ok then, as long as your neighbours’ are obvious from the road at night
Some of the new streets round here dont even have names,some are numbered higgledy piggledy, but the new blocks of flats are the worst, you cant read the numbers until you’re at the door

So I was leading a race today and doing really well when my engine blew up AGAIN! and I was like Waah!!!!!… ..oh wait. That wasn’t me.
I cycled to the riverside upon my favourite bike in the sunshine and had a cider whilst looking at the ducks.
My urine is officially tepid today.

Mine seem to be mainly commute related.. People who close-pass (or do something else daft) that have **** BIKE CARRIERS on their **** ROOF!!! **** sake MAN! I have no bloody chance if other cyclists are trying to take me out on the way to work.

There’s a bloke near me with an Audi A6 estate with no less than 4 Thule Prorides constantly on his roof (never seen any bikes on there mind) that close passed me twice in a week once. If he gets a third strike I’m going to follow him home rip his left wing mirror off and **** burst him al owa with it.

Latest edition:
I organise a fell race race. Been doing it for 5 years. It’s based at a small pub near the moors. It’s a small event and low key with a limited entry due to only being able to fit 100 or so people in pub. When I first started it the landlord and landlady were ace. They put free chip butties on and plied me with free drinks all night as they really appreciated me bringing a load of business to the pub on a Fri night in Feb.
Pub has changed hands and new landlady is complete opposite. Makes it very plain that she thinks she’s doing me a favour. I went to see her last night to get the event booked into their diary and she won’t put the chip butties on (she did them last year but I paid through the nose for them).
I don’t want to put the price of the entry up. The route of the race is good and now established (its become a mini cult classic). There is nowhere else I can host it to keep the same route.
FFS, they must take more on that one night in Feb than they do in the whole of the bloody month. I just can’t understand the attitude. Grrrr!!!