Urgent help needed for removing a lightbulb

had a few beers with a mate after collge and he said to me that you can put a light bulb in your mouth but cant get it out. i thought he was talking shit so when i went home i tried it and he was right for a change and now its stuck and cant get it out. its 1 of the old style 100w 1s that are now banned. its not my lips that are the problem i can open them wider but my teeth are catching it and i dont want to work it to hard incase it smashes its been over an hour now and my jaws are cramping and aching how can i get it out i cant go to hospital looking like this

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hilarious

He’s back…

That made me spit out pizza.

UR TRLNG IZ SARACING

lol! wtf! haha. I have no solution to your specific problem.

It’s an old trick. The solution is to use the bulb’s bayonet fitting to stick the loose end up your mate’s arse. That’ll give you the purchase you need to remove it.

You had a lucky escape though; those screw thread ones are a lot harder to plug in.

Was there no a guy that ate light bulbs once?
Anyway….. .a half decent pic of said problem would be grea………… I mean would perhaps enable us to assist you in your predicament. 😆

This is the internet equivalent of arson.

Was there no a guy that ate light bulbs once?

Monsieur Mange-tout.

im not stupid enough to post a photo these things can spread and id never live it down

looks like ill need to go down the hospital then. i cant drive either cos of the beers and cant phone cos i cant talk so im gonna have to walk there 🙁

Where did you buy the light bulb from?

Saw a dentist eat a lightbulb once.

Post of the week!

Google is your friend, but its always worth posting here first.
http://izismile.com/2011/08/23/a_light_bulb_in_the_mouth_howtoremove_instruction_6_pics.html

I wonder how many others will now try that???

Where did you buy the light bulb from?

He went in to a shop, tried the bulb to see if he liked it, and then went and bought it online. Coz it wuz cheepa, innit.

After all, it’s all about being selfish, isn’t it?

What tyres for removing a light bulb?

I think I love you stradl8r hahaha!

a snooker ball is the same

I get mine from Steve’s Bestsellers in Chrisp St market.

3 for a pound.

(apparently)

I know a naughty story about a lady, a snooker ball and a trip to hossy …won’t repeat it on-line though as likely to get baynd!!

Put it on pastebin and link to it. Much safer.

😆 nealglover

Lady Gresley – Member
I wonder how many others will now try that???

Can’t stop giggling at the idea of A&E departments round the country filling up tonight with people with light bulbs stuck in their gobs.

Just saw this via a link on facebook, comedy gold.

Clicking HERE![/url] and reading his name made me laugh.

Pat ma groin!

OP, we need an update. Did you go to A&E?

Any OP update? Or do we fear he’s in hospital being repaired?

Please don’t make LIGHT of his predicament

it’s not true, but i wish it were. 🙁

though it’s quite the illuminating tale.

this is a shining example of the perils of alcohol.
you’d think people would be more switched on.

I think the OP’s led the way with this. Watt was he thinking? I think his ‘Edison back to front. Then again I’ve heard of dimmer things done with light bulbs.

Troll-lolz?

i tried to log in a couple of days ago i got this “You are banned from this forum for 8 years 1 months from now.
You were banned because:

(8 years and 1 month for this thread!)

i went to hospital hidden by a scarf and some pen and paper to communicate, felt a total tool at the reception desk. after waiting a bit was taken to a room and nurse had a look and a poke about then a doctor came and did the same. they werent getting anywhere and werent wanting to force it too much and resorted to google and the top result was this thread. thanks to mcmoonter for the link an adapted version of that method worked and no cut tongue or nothing. ill probably get banned again with this new name now despite never abusing any 1 or swearing or posting porn but thats the update for those that were interested, id probably have needed to change username anyway to get away from being the knob who got a lightbulb stuck in his mouth.

😆 LOL!! 😆

looks like ill need to go down the hospital then

With an banned light bulb in your mouth? Thats asking for trouble, the staff will have to report it.