TWATOS

“There was a thread on singletrack…”. The wife coined the phrase. Seems we have a number of conversations that start with twatos. Just us or anyone else?

If I start any real conversation with the other half with that she either a)smiles predictively or b) just raises an eyebrow 🙂

Training With A Tan Or Sunburn. Not likely to happen this summer is it?

I thought that was a tattoo on a t*at

surely it’s the new standard for a larger lady garden, like OS handlebars?

I thought this was going to be a thread about Mountain Lion.

*nods sagely at Cougar* Subtle.

might need some help with that one. 😳

an operating system for a device with only one button…… Whether anyone can find the button, that’s another matter.

It’s only got one button but very receptive to gestures.

My wife and I swap stories in the evening of what happened on either STW or mumsnet.

Sad? Well, they are both more interesting than work!

this thread will start our nightly twatos conversation this evening

Molgrips, yunki, thank you both. We feel less abnormal now.

Just you it seams

I thought this was a paging thread.

Lol

dont you have kids, hobbies and lives to talk about? i can’t imagine anything more boring than getting home and talking about STW… unless i’m meeting up with STWers to ride, then all we seem to talk about is molly.

or jamie.

mainly horas penis

I was thinking “twatoos” as in tattoos on less savoury or idiotic people…

i was assuming the same nbt, thats why i opened it… thought somebody might be trying to contact me

We don’t have kids but we both rides bikes so both read stw. It’s not all we talk about though.

😀 thats good, less kids means more play time!

And more play money!

😀 unless you’re paying for a wedding and a honeymoon, then play money is a no-go until 2013 dammit.

i blame binners of course

less kids

I think you’ll find it’s “fewer kids”.

Happy too help. 😉

i definitely meant less kids, fewer kids is just the posh way of saying less kids.

anyway, imma gun go get ma hair did x

(i did spot your deliberate ‘too’ mistake, but i’m to much of a gentleman to mention it)

It’s not all we talk about though.

you talk to the Mrs?

Interesting concept.

I don’t know why, but the thread title made me think that fish flavoured Wotsits doesn’t sound like a good idea

doesn’t taste of fish if you shower afterwards…

you talk to the Mrs?

I don’t actually talk to mine, I just PM her.

is that what you kids call it nowadays?!

dirty boy