Only jesting. I have a phenom saddle also, its quite comfy… sometimes. A brooks can be great, if they sag tho then yeah the comfort can be lost. I had a swift which was very nice but then got soaked mtbing and could never get it back, you could tension it but al that does is make a line down centre super stiff, the bits either side still sag so you end up crushing bits that should never be crushed, its like the opposite of specialised saddles LOL!
I think that was an isolated case tho, when they are running sweet nothing else compares, even the finest italian padded short on any other saddle. I have a B17 which is superb but is starting to do the same as the swift, going to lace the side together to add some more rigidity.