I agree with the OP
I don’t see why any tarmac-related branch of cycling would ever appeal to people more familiar with tearing up some sweeeet singletrack
The whole topic can be easily summed up in the look of frustrated bewilderment you get from roadies as you ride home covered in mud.
Even Fresh Goods includes roady stuff nowadays.
I don’t have much time for roadies, far too moody, unlike me who’s a proper ray of sunshine