Tight squeeze at deep cave!

😯

Anyone suffer from claustrophobia?

“but cheeks are almost through” LOL

11:01 + 5.00 do not want

Nope.

There’s is not much in this world I don’t think I would do with a gun to my head. Potholing and the like, I would take the bullet first. It’s less the claustrophobia, and more the freaking out and getting stuck.

Edit: Oh, that video wasn’t too bad, was expecting something like:

Needs some help

Nope nope nope nope.

Friends dad was telling me he got himself so stuck once in a narrow gap while caving in Iceland and the only option was for him to stay stuck for a few hours and fall asleep. Supposedly the wriggling/movement had caused him to get agitated/pumped and swell slightly. By falling asleep his body calmed down a tad and when he woke up he wriggled free.

Mentalist.

The first bit of that made me nauseous. Going in isn’t all that bad (mentally for me), but getting out that way, no ta.

I did stuff like that when I was 10. Arse rubbing ceiling, squirming on my belly, arms stuck out infront, with a lighter. Not knowing whether it would open up again. Two other kids behind. Setting fire to each others trousers to add a bit of excitement.

We did it dozens of times. Now I can’t watch films involving caves.

The caves (old mine workings) run under Cranham woods if you fancy it 😀

@bongohoohaa how about a bit of water thrown in? 😯

not my idea of fun

I can’t even watch the videos all the way through. If I ever did potholing (which isn’t bloody likely) the only way they’d get me out is by dragging my cold dead body after I’d have had a proper freak out and got properly stuck.

I suppose there’s always ‘extraction via defecation’ as I’d probably crap myself soon much I’d probably end up a few inches thinner!

**Shudders**

Makes me queezy just watching the videos. Potholing for me holds all the attraction of exploring someone else’s nostril with my index finger.

@bongohoohaa how about a bit of water thrown in?

If anyone remembers reading ‘The Weirdstone of Brisingamen’ as a kid: the bit where they escape crawling through the tunnels always gave me the creeps, even if I don’t think I am particularly claustrophobic.

old enough to remember winter afternoons at weekends when the pubs closed (was the law) – so after a lunchtime session a classic pot needed doing to ensure a good laugh before evening opening – coming from a climbing background I never got the mentalist single rusty anchor bolt makes it more fun thing

I could tell you some stories to make your toes curl. Although semi retired (just in the Cave Rescue these days), I was once a pretty hard-core caver. Spent years exploring some of the longest and deepest caves in the Alps (including that one where Joachim was rescued from last year). On one of my last trips into a new system in the Alps I had such a traumatic time on a squeeze, being only the second (and largest) person ever to go through, that I don’t think I have ever properly mentally recovered from it. Imagine lying on you belly in a8-9 inch high tube, half filled with 1 degree C water, blowing an icy hurricane, while dragging a full sac of gear behind. The rock is pressing down on you and small pebbles are rolling under you chest making it even tighter. Worst part is you have NO idea how far it continues or even if it gets tighter before enlarging. Not only that, it is also only the only way back out again! Jeez, I had to dig deep into my mental reserves that day and I am pretty sure I have lost my nerve in tight squeezes since.

^^^^just reading that last post makes me feel anxious …

Imagine lying on you belly in a8-9 inch high tube, half filled with 1 degree C water, blowing an icy hurricane, while dragging a full sac of gear behind.

You forgot to mention your giant set of balls, which I imagine must have chaffed as you pulled them through.

I would rather ride a fatbike than go potholing. 😀

‘The Weirdstone of Brisingamen’

I’d completely forgotten that book until now 🙂 When they have to squeeze through a water sump, not knowing if it comes out into air on the otherside, gave me the willies when I was a kid.

Strangley I have been down a couple of caves in/around Cheddar Gorge – Goatchurch Cavern and another that I can’t remember the name.

A friend of mine is really into it and took us down a couple of “beginners” caves in the area. I enjoyed what we did but I won’t be doing any more Thanks 8)

iainc – Member
^^^^just reading that last post makes me feel anxious …

**** right it does 😯

Had a go at potholing a few years ago just to see if I could do it. Didn’t have too much of a problem but that was doing stuff that many many people have done before so I knew it was ok (and the squeezes would be short). The idea of not having full details freaks the shit out of me!

Nope to all of the above

Done quite a bit of pot holing before, couldn’t even bear the thought of it now.

Cave diving is another step up.

(Excuse the bad soundtrack)

I would rather ride a fatbike than go potholing.

Never mind that. I’d rather go to Dalby. And pay to park there. 😀

My heartrate actually rises watching some of those clips. Compared to Rock Climbing, even easy caving is something I’d never contemplate doing.

Haha, found some pics…

me surveying new passageway in the Alps

And a mate digging some gravel out of the start of the squeeze described above before I went through it

And some of the ice formations in the big chamber of the system we were mapping

I always thought I’d be okay at pot holing, until I went on a team building caving exercise thingy and some cocky twart insisted on going first and got stuck on the way out.
This meant I was stuck midway through a squeezey bit unable to straighten my head up and in pitch darkness for what seemed like about 2 hours but was probably about 2 mins. Closest I’ve come to crying since watching the beginning of ‘Up’ (I’m emotionally dead inside)

The stories above gave me sweaty palms 😯

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

That’s is all.

I would rather ride a fatbike than go potholing.

Never mind that. I’d rather go to Dalby.

Yeah. But at least potholing’s a proper underground sport…

Sorry. I’m so so sorry.

My first thought was ‘why’, but then I recalled some of my caving trips and I got it. Because you could…

The Long Crawl in DYO, Dim Dwr in OFD, The Lobster Pot in Sidcot Swallet and the entrance to Daren Cilau all spring to mind. Mix in some water and Swildons Sump One was pretty good fun too…!

For a little vertical fun try the entrance rift in St Cuthbert’s.

Then there were the caving games – crawling through the back of a chair, circumnavigating a table without touching the floor… Quite a lot of alcohol was involved. All played in caving huts after the pubs shut. Then there was crockery cricket.

Never play sofa rugby against a women’s team. I’m saying no more.

Always wanted to to do some cave diving – I’ve dived underground but not without a surface but got no further than that.

Ex BEC member…

I couldn’t watch that first video, so I didn’t even click on the others.
I think I may have nightmares tonight…

If anyone remembers reading ‘The Weirdstone of Brisingamen’ as a kid: the bit where they escape crawling through the tunnels always gave me the creeps, even if I don’t think I am particularly claustrophobic.

Yup, The dwarve mines through Fundindelve. Read it as an adult, just thinking about it now gives me a dose of the horrors. I can’t bring myself to watch any of those videos, those photos above I had to skip past.
I’m not claustrophobic in that I can’t bear to be shut in a small space, it’s the trapped in complete confinement, stuck tight in a very tight space has me almost hyperventilating even thinking about it.
There’s no inducement that would encourage me to go potholing, especially if it involved tight sqeezes, or even worse, a sump, like Swildens.
Hear that clucking sound? That’s me, that is…

Swildon’s One is a pussycat. Google for ‘Swildons Sumps’ for the rather less user-friendly ones! And Four used to be full of large red worms as it was underneath a cow shed. There wasn’t a place called Cowsh Aven for no reason!

Ah, the happy memories of nights in the Belfry 🙂

Games like… How long could you sit on the top of the log burner, spinning the table on your back (it was about 15 feet long and weighed at least 150 kilos. The room was about 16 feet wide!), feet-first up the wall ladder and into the loft, happy days. Swildons short round was alwys one of my faves down there. Kind of made the trip back through sump one bearable, coming after all the other muddy ducks and knowing it was the last difficulty on the way out.

Just looking at the still shots gives me the terrors.

I would rather ride a fatbike than go potholing. 😀

I would rather get ridden by Ton than go potholing again.

Tried it once about 15yrs ago and I have seldom been so relieved to have felt fresh air and rain on my face once back out.

The Lobster Pot in Sidcot Swallet

That’s the other cave I went in – Sidcot Swallet (see my earlier post). The Lobster pot was a tight squeeze but I found that the big space either side of the small, tight squeeze made it tolerable.

Once I was out I could hardly believe I went in. My wife came in with us and she took a load of photo’s – looking at some of them now I’m amazed at what we did.

I start to panic when I struggle to free myself from a wet t-shirt.

So sod that!

@welshfarmer – we must have met sometime! When were you at the Belfry? Do you remember Jingles?

The Weirdstone of Brisingamen … proper childhood flashback…

Its a no from me for squeezing through holes and having a bit of a panic attack when your are 6ft 2″

Julian, WelshFarmer- have we met? We’ve certainly been to some of the same places. I’m very local to Llygad Llwychwr where free diving the sumps gave me a proper buzz. Problem is I’m 6’4″ so crawls are a right pain for me. Straight squeezes don’t worry me at all but the crawls like Blue Pencil Passage, Long Crawl, Even Bluddy Longer Crawl etc were a bit wearisome. As for Cowsh’Aven- shlt and slurry drooling down the wall, filled with bloodworms did make me think a bit.

Mrs Ambrose has banned me from these things nowadays after I was caught looking at the prices of bottles and regulators. They say there are only two types of cave-divers. Good ones and dead ones. Sadly, I’ve known both :(.

At the end of the day though, a good vertical trip, especially if it’s a pull through with a lot of water really got me going. Unless I had to pass a knot when abbing. That is always thought provoking!

Ambrose – possibly! We’ve certain been through some of the places you describe. I think Blue Pecil Passage is well named – the last bit over the stream passage is certainly sporting!

MrsJulianA has tried caving – to her eternal credit – but hated it! Swildons, OFD I.

Sometimes I have a hankering to go again – like now, after a couple of glasses of wine – but we prefer three or four star hotels on the continent together to -four star caving huts apart!

At least my vodka consumption has ceased along with my caving days. Would still like to try cave diving though… Although a flight in a local Yak 52 is a much more appealing and likely prospect now!

Ambrose – which cave divers? I had the misfortune to cave with someone from SWC whom I didnt like but Gavin Newman was ok. I did meet a guy called Clive who was pretty unassuming – and a very experienced cave diver!