Three Word Story!

You know what to do, so I’ll kick off 😀
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She ran up

a large bill

but Bill’s wife

had time to

. Not round here

Bish bash bosh

black and decker

wipe that mess

off your face

use my muff?

right now you

you dirty sccchhllaagg!!! *sorry

She picked up

a nasty illness

and gave it

a very big

dose of man

medicine, and a

tonic, of sorts

followed by a

shot of whale

sperm with some

extra special lovin’

until her eyes

stung. Then she

grabbed a towel

wiped the pearl

necklace from her

lovers neck before

whilst saying ‘I …

have done a

whopping great smelly

lasagne for tea.

Would you like

to know what

surf mat’s guns

are doing in

exeter beat plymouth

announced the radio