Thread killers

Damn I was foiled by my own trick.

can't do owt just yet, to late to drive and too sore to sing 🙁

/kicks the ball over the fence into the angry neighbours garden.

Oi !

oh dear! what have I done!!! 😯

Oh my!

?

I see Mark's spelling has improved

its a ruse!

Pik of my new stede
http://db.tt/Br8sZax

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Libertarianism

Mark, Datz ( 😳 ) a wkd stead bro
(had you down as being a bit more radcore, mind)

Datz your plant needs a drop of water

i got it frum my mom she thort it luked nise so it woz a presint i didnt wont to dissapont her

I get that

i didnt wont to dissapont her

It might be too late 😉

It's never too late.

but wait…

i'm waiting.

no idea what we're waiting for but this looks like a queue.

God I love a good queue.

Can somebody please just block Datz? He's making tw4t of himself and it's just getting embarassing now. I know I shouldn't rise to it, but.

God won't help us queue. Although i do hope he brings us sandwich's.

Who is it anyway?
'tis getting on my tits having to read his post 2 or 3 times before it makes sense.

Who are you?

I'm me.

I'm Spartacus.

Spartacus who ?

Been away for the weekend, did I miss anything?

The wife's front bottom's chaffed, MarkDatz still appears to be the end of a bell, the Yeti's (alledgedly) been bummed off a tramp, and somebody on here says we should all be nicer to one another. Good weekend?

barnsley mitch shush your mouth! I did not have sexual relations with a tramp.

I remember buying the white lightning, and I remember going into the bus shelter, but after that, it's all a bit of a blur…

A 3 litre bottle of Olde English for the middle class

Think I'll stick with the ale if its all the same to you?

more juice please!

Yea, good weekend, thanks for the update barnsleymitch. Off in the campervan with wife and baby to Rutland Water. Some bike riding, some barbeque action, some wine.
Well worth it 🙂

our hamster got lost & then turned up again – oddly, he seems to have some chafing around his bollocks mitch. any thoughts from the wife ?

His thong may have been a bit too tight – at least that's what we think caused the wife's 'condition'.

too late?