Thread killers

No really, I'm off to bed now. I made that bit about the opium pipe up. And the bit about wearing my mam's clothes as well. She's been dead for ages, we sent all her clothes to the charity shop. It's actually one of my sister's frocks. Night all!

Glad to see that this has calmed down, congratulations barnsleymitch, you seem to have won!

Night night.

I found a quarter in my tumble drier. Good times.

Nice try barnsleymitch! Oh and congratulations 10!

See, the problem is that we have a thread history, a quick check and a posting and that's it.
I suspect the best and only thread killer is going to be one of the mods…

so the only answer is always to be the last poster ?

Well surely that raises the question…

'What do we have to do to get the mods to close this thread?'

it's going to be a long night !

I could call your boss and tell 'em you ate my hamster ?

damn you all! 14 hours!! 14 hours!!!! 😡

*shines RO torch into the sky*

remember the massive threads that walleater & co used to have ?

Slow down; you move too fast.

Back to Singletrack Forum.

😳

is it a full moon?

One second I'll check…..

Nope

no, but I'm ovulating if that helps

I'm lactating mustard

I'm a thread killer a twisted thread killer…

French, I bet 👿

whoa !, catnash for the undisputed randomness title

catnash! I'll not rest until you put that post on the other thread that has survived far longer than it should have!

I'm back like smoked crack!

back in black?

barnsleymitch you'll be pleased to know I've got your back on this one!

Right then. Are we all sitting comfortably?

The Southern Yeti Hehe I'm fuelled by Hoeegarden and it's on the right one now..

I'm waiting for the live streaming of people sleeping on E4 to start.

Mrs Mitch has been parading around in one of her smallest thongs, in a futile attempt to lure me upstairs for some sweet sweet lovin'. However, I know where my priorities lie, and I shall stay on here as long as it takes. Upstairs with you, libidinous whore!

get her on this thread; I've some questions about chafing

Surely she's only got a thread on?

There may well be some localised chaffing, I'll just check… Jesus love, you need to get a poultice on that!

red 5 standing by.

clicky

😯

Such behaviour.

It's an outrage.

Phew. 🙄

That's sorted 'em out.

CG (and MrN) – shouldn't you be at the BBB by now ?

and about this chafing, …

C_G – Clicky!

scaredy – no, currently not riding. 🙁

TSY – surely you can do better than that??!!

Yay, they're in their cots. Sweet dreams. 🙂