Thread killers

oi! eye's off me banana sickos!

nowt wrong with fresh fruit in the dangly regions; it's the big stripe of lipstick that worries me most

if you had a horse you'd make it wear lipstick too.

If I was sweaty, farted a lot and "reared up" unexpectedly with little provocation, I'd

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If you were thinking of taking up kayaking 10, they are the wrong paddles…

Still in ICU, forecast looks bleak, I'd say terminal

we're losing him doctor!

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we tried to save him but it was too late 🙁

Yet just like The lord it arose from the dead!

Oh ffs………are you guys still playing this silly childish "I want to kill the thread" nonsense ?

Grow up and give it a rest…………..jeeezus

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night all!

Nighty-night

Yea, see you in the morning…

Signs of life?

Morning All

I'm afraid it was me who killed the other thread killer thread 😈

Macs are so much better than shitty pc's

That should keep this alive for a good while

posted from my itoaster

looks like I should probably put in an appearance here.

Two days I managed. TWO DAYS! cockwatchers, the lot of you.

speak for yourself wangulatorwatcher!

Bugger. Forgot to bung me washing on. It'll piss the neighbours off when it spins now. 😕

they know you get sick pleasure from that (machine)

Well that's all well and good, I'm sure, but what would Richard Dawkins do? Have a lovely bit of a pray, I would imagine. Lovely.

perhaps a have hot dog?

I dont know Mr Nutt. Where does he stand on hot dogs? I know he's a god botherer botherer, but I'm not sure of his views on reconstituted meat products.

damn you BarnsleyMitch, you're quick, I'll give you that, but I've got the staying power!

I'm on an early shift tomorrow, but I'm willing to stay up for as long as it takes. And as a charge nurse on a busy ward, that could spell disaster for some unlucky individual who is trusting in my care. Still…

damn again you swift fingers McBarnsleymitch!!

I know I should wait a bit, try and create a bit of tension and all that, but I can't and I won't. "We shall not, we shall not be moved".

double damn you barnsleymitch, may your left mouse button break!!

I've just slipped into one of maters old chiffon numbers and cranked up the opium pipe. This could be a long night…

oh good grief…..

must… …sleep zzz zzz zzZZZ

But while your sleeping, I'll still be wearing it. Sweet dreams!

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