I fail to get amused by distressed children
Thats cos you haven't got any. I piss myself when my kid is scared.
That's you, You're not me. Don't expect me to think like you do.
And anyway, if your child was thrown from a pony, clearly very distressed, and then potentially in harms way from attack by a large flightless bird, like **** would you stand about laughing. You'd be right in there, setting your killer dog on it, and booting the **** out of it, admit it. You know I'm right…
I'd find it funny if you fell off your bike and started crying though. I'd stand there and point and laugh in a cruel and unkind manner.
Mind you, for you to fall off your bike would mean you'd have to be riding it a bit faster than walking pace, or actually sat on it down hills instead of pushing it and crying like a little girl, which isn't very likely…. 😉