Things to do with an old swimming pool?

Fill it with dead wives and whack a patio over the top.

Probably pay for the house if you’re charging £3,000 per corpse.

Even with £100K to spend that would be massively cheap around here.

That’s a big lump of house for not a lot a grass once you take into account the gimp cage/bouldering pit/skate half pipe/hash den. If not a swimming pool alternative uses would have taken quite a bit of negotiation with the your more sensible half.

GlennQuagmire wins today’s internet.