The worst song in The World.

Tiny Dancer – Elton John

Bloody awful.

The wife is playing it now. Me and the boy are going outside to stand in the rain until it is over.

Any more nominations?

U2 post Rattle and Hum. Takeyour pick.

I don't think I've ever heard that one. Lady In Red must be among the most nauseating though.

anything played on radio 1(man i miss john peel!!!)

Anything that's aimed at todays teenage generation. All as bad as each other.
Leona Lewis' cover version of Run is pretty awful along with Mark Ronsons murdered version of 'Stop Me If You Think You’ve Heard This One Before' 👿

"Wind of Change" by Scorpions

That one that's got the wobbly Autotune voice, what's it called?

…aah, that's all of them now.

Agadoo surely.

Anything on Singletrack Mark's iPod.

Anything by Tony Blackburn, Terry Wogan and Rolf Harris has to be up there !!

Girls Just Want to Have Fun, Cyndi Leper.

Make me want to kill people.

Poker Face is a recent entry

This

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBWQCHb95rg&feature=related
(No explanation needed)

That Wet Wet Wet song – Love is all around me. Makes me want to punch the radio/tv

Long haired lover from Liverpool – Little Jimmy Osmond [who has strangely morphed into a middle aged Cilla Black]

Its the one I'd take to a desert island as a reminder that, when the rescue ship comes over the horizon, you don't HAVE to go back.

Nobody has even mention Rick Astley yet!!!

'Never gonna give you up'

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!

This

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBWQCHb95rg&feature=related
(No explanation needed)

Bit like one of those Al Qaeda beheading videos I imagine – something so awful you wished you'd never watched it.

The song they play on Dutch radio.

In fact maybe it isn't just one song, but a load of similar songs, for the land where the mullet never died.

Roper;

FFS, how did you know about it in the first place ?

LOL, really weird watching that shite.. 😆

Take your pick

….or a baseball bat, piece of 4×2, brush steele……

Roper;

FFS, how did you know about it in the first place ?

You don't want to know. Lets just say I have to hear it on a regular basis 😥

Roper, I take it back. Elton's Tiny Dancer is the 2nd worst song in the history of time and space.

Hot Potato, Hot Potato… sticks in your head like chewing gum in the hair of a child.

roper, that is a pretty impressive pile of shite. I somehow managed to last for a staggering thirty nine seconds before I switched it off.

I've always thought this to be the worst song ever…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qeswZaReE0I

classic Euro trash.

every song ever done by black sabbath and iron maiden..

Celine Dion doing that one from Titanic, makes me feel physicaly sick 👿

You don't want to know. Lets just say I have to hear it on a regular basis

Arrghh why did I open that link? Can't get that **** song out of my head now.

Euro-trash, you say? I think this is the definition of Euro-trash:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ptkomy5xTao

that wet wet wet song was by some 60's band originally. REM also convered it round about 1990. Both versions rather a lot more listenable.

Tiny Dancer isn't that bad is it? I have it burbling away on youtube at the mo. Surely 'Nikita' has to be his biggest ball of cheese.

For me, 'Angels' by Robbie Williams really makes my skin crawl. Oh and that god-forsaken version of 'seasons in the sun' buy westlife too.

DrJ,

Fantastic, we had friends at the time who, were so proud that they could do the birdie song dance… I mean yrs ago.. how innocent it all seemed then…

Shaddap 'a' you face. Can't/don't want to remember who it was by, (actually just thought of it: Joe Dolche), just a horrid pop non-song.

James Blunt, the only man to be his own rhyming slang.

And I speak from personal experience there…..

Anything R&B and Michael Bolton.

Pan pipe Moods…..

i worked on a very drab welding parts counter in Rushden, with the Pan Pipes Hits of the beatles on loop.

It was a dark time

Mull of Kintyre is one dreadful dirge

Good to see Elton john making a few appearances, and that Robbie Williams shitbag.
I Will Survive makes me turn the radio off everytime. Oh there's hundreds of others I can't think of at the mo.

racefaceec90 – Member
anything played on radio 1(man i miss john peel!!!)

That offends me. Radio 1 still has Mary Anne Hobbs, Huw Stephens, Rob Da Bank, The Essential mix, and more. Just cos daytime R1 is rubbish doesn't mean the whole station is. You obviously don't miss JP that much or you'd still be seeking out new stuff on those shows. [/rant over]

"Touch me in the morning" by Diana Ross.

My father had only three cassettes in the car for a 3 week trip around France when I was a kid.
Diana Ross's Greatest hits,
A badly recorded tape of phil collins (shudder)
and an album by supertramp.

It was a very very very long trip, I still have nightmares!

anything played on radio 1(man i miss john peel!!!)

Miss the Friday Rock Show with Tommy Vance more

my parents were Carpenters fans, "shoobi doo lang lay"

ffs

anything by that **** la roux