I hear you Stevo, but isn’t that the voice of someone who lives out there for a full season, knows how to snowshoe and splitboard, and has the time to wait for good conditions on slopes that can be walked to safely?
Coming at it as someone who only gets two weeks, can’t ski/snowshoe/splitboard, and would find an hour hike through deep snow at altitude pretty exhausting – I can definitely see the draw to the heli/cat.
Sure, but cat/heli is no guarantee of good conditions either. If it’s sun-baked or wind-scoured in/around resort, it’s sun-baked and wind-scoured where the cats and helis go too. OK, so it’s probably going to be less tracked than easy-access resort slackcountry stuff, so that does help, but you are not guaranteeing conditions by opening up your wallet.
I’d say spend the same money on getting a guide for a week as you might pay for a cat/heli for the day. Better odds of good conditions as they may well change over the course of the week – you’d be gutted if you’d paid for a heli on a Tuesday, then it dumped on the Wednesday!
There is very little skill required to snowshoe or splitboard (you definitely don’t need to be able to ski to use a splitboard). Anyone can pick it up in a day. If you’ve got a group, split the cost of a guide and get personalised service for a week. If it’s just you, join a backcountry camp for a week.* Either way, you’ll save a ton of money over cat/heli and have an awesome time.
On the other hand, if you have the means to afford 2 weeks of heli in somewhere like BC where conditions are close to guaranteed then don’t let me stop you!
*Purveyors of such things are never too far away, cough, cough! 😳