The south o'meter

IT – check
German car – check
Several bikes – check
Dinner time – check
Bacon ROLL – check
Multiple coffee devices – check
Sunny days – check
Heating on already – check
Non shift work patterns – check

100% southern 🙂

You forgot ‘miles away from any proper riding’. 😉

Nope, that counters “they think we don’t have hills outside Yorkshire…”

Like shandy-check
nesh-check
all the gear etc-check

Nope, that counters “they think we don’t have hills outside Yorkshire…”

Hills shmills, mountains is where it’s at for mountain biking.

over-priced house/flat/bedsit: check!

considerably more wonga than yowse – check

no
german van – 50%
yes
dinner time is about 12.30 yes? it’s called lunch i think so no.
bacon sandwich – no
kettle. thing you put on stove. electric thing. so a yes then
pissing it down. no.
not yet. no
no shifts. no

25% southern

Work in engineering(service engineer)
Drive a Renault + ruddy great big van for work
Own multiple bikes
Coffee device
Dinner
Bacon sandwich/sausage sandwich
Work 8till 16:30 mon to fri

60% southern (dad was northern)

Spin – Member
Nope, that counters “they think we don’t have hills outside Yorkshire…”
Hills shmills, mountains is where it’s at for mountain biking.

Despite the claims all of the Northerns I’ve ridden with in Wales can’t see to live up to their claims, the Southerns were still going 🙂

Wales

Well I suppose they look like mountains to southerners. 😉

I DONT have multiple coffee devices! but otherwise that fairly accurate
im so southern im not sure i get the dinner and rolls references..,
do northerners refer to bacon baps instead of rolls or something?
what do they call dinner? or are they not allowed it? sigh :/ where’s my wine..

where’s my wine

Pimms surely?

100% Northern

where’s my wine
Pimms surely?

only in summer silly

only in summer silly

Shows how northern I am that I didn’t know that.

Allright guv- I’m a shandy drinking Southerner. I have various coffee devices, have a few bikes, but I ride a motorcycle. Oh and I live in Kent.
Pissing down- yes.
Bacon Sanger- of course.
Southern enough?

Smug == Check

employment – check

Live in the middle of 10’s of miles of suburban sprawl
Stuck in a small terraced house because of spiralling prices
Real ale = Fullers

100% Southern

100% Londoner…

Oh and I live in Kent

good choice 🙂

Pissing down- yes.

erm. just along the road is officially one of the driest places in the country afaik. certainly noticed it rained a lot more when I moved away.

proud to be 100% kentishman dangerously close to being a londoner, but I’ll stick to pie-n-mash, and let them keep their jellied eels tyvm, while the northeners can keep their congealed, fried, pig’s blood.

and I have a Spanish Audi.

Did you say South? I’m with Neil Young.

8)

Nope, that counters “they think we don’t have hills outside Yorkshire…”
Hills shmills, mountains is where it’s at for mountain biking.

AFAIK there aren’t any mountains in Yorkshire…

Central Spain: south of the Thames – check. Good food – check. Great wine – check. And decent beer? Yeah, we can do that too[/url].

*shudder*

that all sounds distinctly northern from where I’m sitting.. you haven’t even got cider, pasties or fighting on there 🙄

Neil Young rocks. 😀

IT – check. we do have ‘puters up here you know
German car – past tense, check. overrated, overpriced
Several bikes – check. all of em ‘merican
Dinner time – 12noon – 1pm
Bacon BUTTY – check
Multiple coffee devices – negative. Yorkshire Tea is where it’s at.
Sunny days – aye, even when southerners were suffering “the storm of the millennium”
Heating on already – you’re joking, right? not snowed yet
Non shift work patterns – check
decent beer – of course, I make it mi sen
black puddin? no ta
pie in barm? no ta, that’s for them o’er t’hill
south of The Roman Wall? check
sensible house prices? check
hills? oh aye, we have them alright

You also forgot:
Breezy night = Don’t panic Mr Mainwairing!

All seems very passive aggressive to me. I’m from brizzle, never even heard of the north/south divide until I joined the army. I was genuinely confused by the cockanees and yorkshires harping on about flat caps and shandy. They all liked the phrase “coider I up lan’lorrrd” 😀

I must admit I have succumbed to Yorkshire Gold. Still, diversity is good.

Can see the Solent from my bedroom window – check
Rides a Rigid Ss29er – check
Drinks Local real ale – check
Employed in London – check, check, check
Coffee on right now – check.

Uber Southerner but like H’rogate yah!

Hanging on by teeth in dying industry – check

Don’t go into a tizzy at the first sight of mud – check

Use public transport – check

150 per cent southerner