The mysterious case of the disappearing christmas tree

here's a thing, I put my (rootless) x-christmas tree at the bottom of my garden next to the pavement as I was going to take it to the tip, two hours later it had gone! why? what on earth would someone want with an old christmas tree? not that I'm at all bothered, just wondered what someone would use it for?

Firewood? – the trunk burns quite well

does it not spit and crackle like mad? surely its full of sap? that said I guess its been drying out in my living room

pikey's

The Nutt's Christmas tree disappearance mystery is finally solved…

I FXXKING hate those "ugg" boots.

Ogden reservoir in Halifax want peolples discarded xmas trees to build a hedge or undergrowth type thing.

thusly

I appreciate this is prob only of use to locals!!!

Perhaps one of your neighbours was doing a run to the tip(tree recycling place) and took yours to be helpful…

It does happen!

thats true, I suppose did clear the drive and the steepest part of the carpark of snow and ice.

Council uplift maybe?

I usually burn ours in the fireplace. Got to let it dry plenty or it goes up like lighter fuel. Handy for getting the fire started though. 🙂

as Graham says good for starting fires. I take my neighbours but I ask