The most painful thing in the world

Cold, but interesting approach to foreplay.

files that thought away to go with Nutella….

Every 4 weeks for waxing, you get used to it after a while

This does hurt

http://www.boots.com/en/Boots-Smooth-Skin/

The worst pain I have seen anyone in was a burns victim. I won’t go into details but he had an accident involving both his hands and even with them immersed in a bucket of cold water and pumping him full of morphine he was still screaming and pleading with me to cut them off all the way to hospital 😯

Stepping on a plug must be the highest ratio of pain to actual damage done. In that it doesn’t inflict any kind of damage but hurts like frigging hell.

Mrs Grips is from the USA where they don’t have those plugs. First time she stepped on one I said ‘oh yeah, watch out for those :)’

having an internal bleed under the toenail of your big toe that bleeds and bleeds and bleeds and builds up pressure until it rips the nail out at the root… ❗

Nutella? Hmmmm, kinky….

full body spasam from a double disk prolapse … Yowser i thought i was gonna die :-O

I am with the childbirth thing, or the first needle in the plums for a vasectomy….

Worst Pain Known to Man

sweary words so probably NSFW

Stomach blockage, just short of the point of passing out, lasts for hours, perfect.

Electrolysis isn’t fun – an hour at a time definitely isn’t fun…

Little needle pushed down the side of each hair, they pass an electrical current through it to burn the hair and then pluck it out. Joy…

Rachel

Going for a slash after having had an endoscopy down the old pork sword.

Bus that I was working on fell off the jack and landed on my leg just below the knee!! Now that smarted a little

Waxing is a sudden sharp pain then done so stop making a fuss about it.

I see your childbirth and raise you Kidney Stones, as any mother who’s had them they’ll tell you they’d rather go through childbirth again.

It’s with out doubt the most excruciating pain I’ve ever had put me on the floor in a wreck, my blood pressure fell and my temp went down to 35.6C. Now tell me you back wax did that? No of course it didn’t.

Now tell me you back wax did that?

Lighten up a bit!

Have to say that hanging from a metal railing from my thigh was definitly more painful, but I was genuinely surprised at how painful waxing could be. That is all.

Wisdom tooth abscess while on holiday and unable to get anything stronger than paracetamol for three days. I understood why dentistry is used in torture 😥
When I finally got onto morphine based drugs it was bliss.

Kidney stone hurt way more than a fractured femur, stubbing toe is one of those pains that actually takes your breath away, them it becomes funny 😯

Lighten up a bit!

You did ask if I had it done.

Have one niggling tonight has been all day so a bit grumpy, still it seems to be just a niggle and not the full monty.

I’m with Psling with Gall Stones (biliary colic). I’ve had broken bones, chemical burns, shrapnel, metal fragments dragged from eyes and even paper cuts but these minor irritations don’t even come close to the pain caused by those little stones being pushed through a Bic refill like tube that is the bile duct. Nothing makes a big grown man go drip white, sweat and drop to the floor in agony so quickly. Painkillers don’t touch it, Pathidine is for womans labour pains but Morphine works very nicely 😀

IMO, bare foot/lego interface

or pneumonia

This one time, I dropped a water station refill onto just one of my fingers. I dont know how but it was a freak accident. The blood pooled under the nail and became quite uncomfortable.

I felt like it may explode so I popped along to the hospital. The nurse who, whilst heating up a paper clip with a bunsen boiler, informed me that a local anaesthetic would be more painful than the stabbing of a red hot paper clip into my throbbing, blood filled nailbed. In hindsight I think that might not be the case.

The spurt of the pressurised blood reached an impressive height. Nurse reassured me she had heard worse than the involuntary foul expletives that poured from me when she did the deed.

Instant relief though.

Moving a sofa with the wife, she pushed and it caught my big toe nail ripping it off !!!!!! I’ve had countless injuries but that was the only time I went into shock ❗

Most painful thing I had was sinusitis in the frontal sinus that went into the roots of my front teeth – so sinus pain and tooth pain at the same time

240 mg / day of Dihydrocodine to make it bearable

In terms of sheer disproportionate pain in relation to size of injury, ingrowing toenails have to rate pretty highly. I’m no stranger to tooth pain, and that obliterates it.

Jessies, the lot of you!

There is that Jason Manford Routine, where he talks about his mate, who dislocated his hip, which was painful, but the real pain came when the Games teacher came along to fix it. He held him and banged it back into place, what he hadn’t realised was that in the interim, the young lads testicle had slipped into the socket. 😯

TandemJeremy – Member

Most painful thing I had was sinusitis in the frontal sinus that went into the roots of my front teeth – so sinus pain and tooth pain at the same time

240 mg / day of Dihydrocodine to make it bearable

I get that often, pain runs right into the roots of my molars really excruciating when you lean and all the blood rushes to them. I dont bother with the pain killers though, you girl.

Hot aches when ice climbing. Have seen people vomit with pain.

Drac – Moderator

Waxing is a sudden sharp pain then done so stop making a fuss about it.

I see your childbirth and raise you Kidney Stones, as any mother who’s had them they’ll tell you they’d rather go through childbirth again.

It’s with out doubt the most excruciating pain I’ve ever had put me on the floor in a wreck, my blood pressure fell and my temp went down to 35.6C. Now tell me you back wax did that? No of course it didn’t.
+1 passed 6 in all !!
Ward sister who gave me a Ketamine injection while I was passing one said she had given birth to 5 children including one 10lb+ and had one kidney stone remarked “give me child birth any day”

Ripped my kneecap off.
Tore most of the skin off my forehead & nose
Bottom wisdom teeth out under light local
Drilled through thumb nail
Split foreskin in over energetic action with wife!
Pulled bone fragments out of elbow
+ many others

Nothing even comes close to kidney stones trust me.

I’ve had some fairly bad ones like fractured eye socket with compound nasal fracture, but not really as painful as when i tore my hamstring. Then I was sweating with the pain. TBH pain is such a subjective thing and not real so everyones perception and again grading of pain will be different. A few time ive had abdominal cramps and couldnt stand …that hurts a lot too.. I think the worse pains can be tooth ones as TJ says above….where you can feel the root nerve transmitting into the brain..sinus also bad as it lingers…..very hard to mentally block that one!!

MrOvershoot – Member

Split foreskin

You win.

Try having a heart attack…..then you’ll know what f*cking pain is! You will NEVER EVER complain again, trust me I know. Pain so severe it make you throw up, and just when you think its over it gets worse….then a nice man injects you with streptokinase and saves your life and the pain subsides, but you never forget the pain.

Merak – Member

MrOvershoot – Member

Split foreskin

You win.

Only I didn’t as I was rolling around in pain & the wife was complaining about
1. Leaving her high & dry!
2. The blood on the sheets!!

Genuine lol^

Mr Overshoot It’s nice to know It’s just me that did that (not with your wife though) 😀

Pah, nothing.
I live in a Queenslander house (on stilts) and wondering around underneath it sorting stuff I’ve many a time caught the edge of one of the retaining bolts straight into the noggin. **** me that has to be the frickin worst, not least as it’s totally avoidable by ducking (and yes, I’ve done the duck and head-butt routine too).

Why not just use taller stilts?

Why not just use taller stilts?

I don’t see how that will help

well, that way can get into his house instead of wandering around underneath it.

😀