I read that bit about cryptic posts after my post sorry..
Also, quote doesn’t work very well..
my blue one: it’s a 2017 Kona Unit, small, One23 steel 780mm bars with some sort of rise and a bit of a back sweep, spec enduro bolt on grips, some cheap charge wheels from a cooker I think to make it a 29er (was a 27+) tubeless converted, using non tubeless Maxxis Ardents, (they work fine).
Brooks Cambium seat, Salsa QR seat clamp, GX1x11 gears, SuperStar Nano Evo X pedals.
I’m fat, slow and hugely out of shape, but I live somewhere quite flat, and I get out when I can. the 29 wheels seem better for riding to and from the places I actually get off road, than the 27+ setup did.