The excuses we cyclists use.

As I said last night….
I didn’t lean to gap jump before I was 35,i don’t plan on starting.

And yes riding clipped down the steep “impossible” line on a ht after some guys on massive bikes have declared it unreadable is satisfying

I fly like Steve Austin…..

I’m an actual girl so I don’t have to show my willy.

‘m an actual girl so I don’t have to show my willy.

Shouldn’t that be “have no Willy to show” or are you literally hiding something? 😯

Haha

I haven’t been Jedi-ed yet….

(actually mm3 +1)

I have never tried jumping in 30 years of mountainbiking .I only got into it to ride the trails I walk to get to the pub quicker so doing jumps didnt enter the equation

“I don’t bounce too well now…”
or my son’s favourite “I’m not feeling it”

My Gnar-gland is under active this month

If I want to jump I’ll use one of my motocross bkes.

I’ve never figured out how to jump bicycles, or why you’d want to.

“…not being able to wheelie or bunny hop.“

That’s me.

Not just a lame an excuse though, I really can’t. I spent a lot of time trying when younger and I can’t do it to any useful amount.