I would imagine there's that down the gym
The gym ? They have to go to the gym ? 😯
That sounds like hard work…….what sort of crap holiday camp expects the punters to work out in the gym ?
And anyway ……. everyone knows that the knobbly knee contest is always held at the swimming pool :
You have got a swimming pool haven't you – with sun beds and stuff, so that you can get a proper tan ?
My God, you haven't got a swimming pool. Next you'll be saying that you haven't any bars where you can get a decent pint 😐