It’s not enough that English voters might have given us a Tory government, they’re trying to give us the blame too 😆

Why I laugh? 3 beers, a good gig, and I am a total lightweight. Innes and Gunn is orrible though.

Two beers, a (large) gin and now a rum. Think this will be my last.

Dunno, just making a brew!

Desperately don’t want the Jockanese to have any say on the forming a coalition UK government. Especially with that red ****.

4 x Tripel Karmeliet, 1 x Meantime IPA 750ml but I am getting some work done. Sort of.

I have half a keg of homebrew left, plus the cooking sherry if things get desperate.

So it’s Scotland’s fault for scaring the English into voting Tory?

No suggestion of blame. But my opinion is without the perceived SNP ‘threat’ Labour would have won more English seats and would have won.

Pure opinion, of course.

Two beers, a (large) gin and now a rum. Think this will be my last.

Steady on there fella. The exit polls might be wrong.

May have overdone it with the port. Legs feel kinda funny – I’m expecting Henry VIII style sores in the morning. Damn that high sugar content. 🙁

Peston, nooooo….where is Flanders when you need her.

Consoling Ed?

Exit poll increasingly looks right according to the polling companies on twitter.

2 pints, a very large vesper martini, 2 glasses red, also now eyeing the whiskey… but also trying to be careful, planning on being up until 7ish

Tory sources on Twitter:

Are you voting Tory?

Yes

Why?

Sturgeon

EDIT: Previously UKIP maybes

Why are you all assuming I’m English because I questioned the SNP?

I suspects his thread my break a few records. I’m off for more wine in the hope it all kicks off soon.

Damn you and your black heart, Jeremy Vine. 👿

Tory sources on Twitter:

Are you voting Tory?

Yes

Why?

Sturgeon

Anecdotally, I know of a number of people who are died in the wool labour and Lib Dem voters who have done just that. Including most of my family. It makes me rather sad.

Up bright and early and that exit pole is a bit of a surprise, be interesting to see how this pans out.

So it’s Scotland’s fault for scaring the English into voting Tory?

Rubbish. This election, like most of them, is won or lost in England.

Country 2013 review
England 502
Wales 30
Scotland 52
Northern Ireland16
Total 600

Wonder why that is

igm – Member

SNP take Sunderland Central?

You are now being greedy … 😆

Do you not believe that many English swing voters dislike the SNP? Why do you think the Tories were so keen to get Ed to commit to some sort of potential deal with them? You’re right about where the election is won and lost in terms of seats, but incorrect to assume that people in England pay no attention to what’s going on up North. Unintended consequences and all that.

Is that Jeremy Vine?

Looks like a cross between Nick Hewer (apprentice) and Juilan Clary

tom harris more or less conceded glasgow south there, hearing that the SNP has probably took rutherglen as well, which I’m stunned about.

58 SNP is possible, tbh I wouldn’t be surprised if the 1 left was a tory! 😆

Danny Alexander oot.

Have they predicted what the 1 non-SNP is, in this exit poll? Be a laugh if it was the tory.

Lib dems in the Northern Isles would be my guess….

tbh if this is a big a rout as that, if labour are to have any hope of a recovery and keeping any seats at holyrood next year, they are going to have to become independent from the london party.

Rumours Jim Murphy is getting papped out on his ear!

Gogglebox Election Special on Ch 4 Now.

“Do you go to food banks you fat faced tory toff..?”

hy I laugh? 3 beers, a good gig, and I am a total lightweight. Innes and Gunn is orrible though.

Have fun with your eventual independence and *sarcasm on* all that oil wealth *sarcasm off*

Good to know that Scots didn’t actually want to influence Westminster, just break away.

tbh if this is a big a route as that, if labour are to have any hope of a recovery and keeping any seats at holyrood next year, they are going to have to become independent from the london party.

+1. Can but hope they hear this wake up call.

Sturgeon speaks passionatley and is a bloody good public speaker. All UK parties could take a bloody good look at her and see what people want.

Dumfries & Galloway could go to Finlay Carson (local Tory to me-only 4miles away……EEEK 😯 imagine that?), lots of support from the farming, retired community.

Awwww… I just agreed with Mandy. That’s not on.

Mandy is a legend, bring him back! One has to admire the deviant machiavellian ****.

Tom_W1987 – Member

Good to know that Scots didn’t actually want to influence Westminster, just break away.

You’re right, that’s why they voted so overwhelmingly for independence.

Boo Gogglebox just finished . Wtf is paxman doing on ch4???

Bradford recounting – Galloway going going but not yet gone

You’re right, that’s why they voted so overwhelmingly for independence.

Well then, it’s either stupidity or they’ve swung over to independence.

Take your pick, we’d have been better off without them.

Gogglebox of Milliband interview on later. Is this Paxo’s way of telling us he’s had it with the Beeb?

<On the whisky now. This can’t end well>

Anyone got an in on the Clegg hotline?

I’d like to know if that guy’s losing his seat before I fall asleep from a port-induced overdose.

ITV calling results before BBC

Back on BBC1. Christ, Grayson Perry has let himself go…