STW Medics to the forum – illness not injury for once

I was fine up until I went to bed on Tuesday. I was in bed about 30 minutes and then decided to run to the bathroom. The world fell out my bottom with the consistency of cheap chicken gravy. I went back to bed. At just after midnight I woke, ran to the bathroom and spewed my dinner.

First thougt was dodgy meal but MrsWCA ate exactly the same thing and she is normally more sensitive.

Wednesday was thankfully working from home as it involved a couple of quick sprints with the chicken gravy getting thinner. A Salad lunch went through in 20 minutes.g

Much the same up until this morning when the Immodium got on top of it.
Now though I can’t eat or drink without throwing up. Cereal, water, anything.

Getting hungry. Any ideas?

Sounds like bad guts to me.

stop sharing dude?

Immodium

Chicken Gravy?

Banana , apple sauce , white rice, sip water. You’ll beeee reeet

I prescribe popcorn.

Not for you, for us.

Get well soon buddy.

Sounds the same as when I had food poisoning. Initial ‘outburst’ came very suddenly with a painful urgency.

A week went by until I was confident enough to fart again

lol was 3 weeks after my trip up to indo this time last year

Thanks. Temperature and pulse of 110 while laid shivering in bed.

The novelty has worn off

Dont eat anything until youve stopped shitting and puking.
Boil some water and put it in the fridge to cool.
Only drink the boiled water.
Even if you feel hungry dont eat for at least 24hrs.

Sounds like a bug / virus (norovirus / cdiff)
No pudding for you tonight.

Mild alcohol poisoning

Be thankful both ends are taking it in turns.

nasty….could be a few things virus related, but here is Dr Rockapes’s advice>

Drink boiled water very slowly, a few sips every 10 mins. Only try and eat dry toast, no butter etc. Again in very small amounts at regular intervals.

a couple of days in I went to the electrolyte drinks, good to get something in

Get the Immodium away tae ****. Horrible stuff. When your body is trying to get rid of stuff you don’t go sticking a cork up your arse.

You have D&V of unknown cause.

No idea but get well soon Mr Accident.

Immodium ? Why ? You’re at home, presumably yards from a toilet, not about to board a plane at Gatwick. Your body is trying to get rid of whatever it is that has upset it, and you’re attempting to stop it. Just sit on the toilet until it all blows over.

Good Madras – get it all flushed out

Unfortunately the two ends sometimes work together.

Immodium because I was waking every 45 minutes with my arse telling me it would explode. When I got to the Toilet there was a teaspoon of brown water. There are no solids in my body so need to stop my muscles trying to push my innards out.

Chemist has recommended sipping cold lemonade now as I have only had water since lunch on Wednesday.

I find soft pears are a gentle way to get something back in.

Have you been sharing needles with cats??? 😕

i find soft pears are a gentle way to get something back in.

This isn’t the time or place for your perversions.

Hopefully everyone else in the house has been washing their hands…or it’ll not be long getting passed on if its Norovirus.

With a wife in the NHS we have a strict segregation rule in place if either of us gets it.

Spare room. No pudding.

Don’t go in the hot tub or eat more of those tank fish,it will pass.

Had the gravy thang earlier in the year. Lasted about 4 days 😯

“Through the eye of a needle”

Greg – I am in the spare room. My sweat drenched the mattress, pillow and quilting on my side of the main bed. I have now soaked one half of this bed so when I woke about an hour ago I moved over. The only place left for tonight that is dry is to kick MrsWCA out of her side 😉

Good man 🙂

Bet you’ll be lighter! I managed to lose 6kg with something similar last year – over 4 weeks in total mind you.

I wouldn’t recommend it for performance purposes.

Update

Last night I managed to eat a small trout fillet and fresh garden peas which did not leave my body until this morning and when they did it was in a controlled manner and through the correct exit.

Still no appetite and still drinking rehydration tablet water but generally I am taking this as a good sign.

Today I will risk leaving the house for a couple of hours.

Sounds like norovirus to me

So your stomach has been turned inside out, and the first thing you eat is trout and garden peas 😯

I too am surprised you didn’t get a second look at the trout dinner..

What’s up with trout?
Skinless fillet so basically a meal of soft, easy to digest flesh. Some peas to add a small bit of roughage in case my stomach felt like digesting something, if not they are small enough to pass without issue.

What would you have gone for?

I think faceulant recolonisation therapy is the only cure for you.
I’ll post a sample out this afternoon..

DrP

There’s supposedly a product coming out soon that’s a synthetic version of DrP’s generous offer

– called repoopulate 😆