STW Malham ride will be……………..??????????????

sunday the 28th of june, if that is ok with everyone.

i think that is where and when we decide it would be. 8)

shhhh, don’t tell anyone! It’s totally hush hush and on the QT [quoting Danny DeVito]

By a strange coincidence, the Bog Trotters are doing a ride from Settle the same day! So we can expect some overlap…

why for ❓

for why we all get sued to Kingdom Come is why

**** em. I’ll be there barring some mechanical mishap.

my legal representatives have declined this as apparently it is JUST MADNESS to ride somewhere with other people.
PS I can no longer offer cakes at the end as again I dont have the requisite insurance or training so apologies to all
Good luck.

Do you own a hair net? Do the cakes have use by dates? If someone goes down with food poisoning post ride you’d be feckd junkyard!

It seems Tons the organiser any lawyers take note whose name should be on the lawsuit
🙂

That address in full:
Tom Bombadil
Withywindle
The Old Forest
Buckland
Middle Earth

If you have your solicitors number on speed dial you are not invited 🙂

Do we have a mileage and radometer technical-ness rating yet Ton? Junkyard will be needing the route asap for his risk assessment. Don’t forget to go round and spray paint all the pointy rocks luminous orange beforehand Johnnie.

So does this mean I could come but Rich couldn’t? he is an evil solicitor after all.

no bring him along he can counter sue everyone for harassment

😀

Ooh tricky one, will he sign a waiver?
Actually we’d have to pay him to draft a proper legally binding one first then sign it
🙂

(I’ve nothing against solicitors BTW)

So does this mean I could come but Rich couldn’t?

he can come just so long as you tell him no one will be paying for his opinions :o)

Eh Jonny you might get to play surgeon again!

I’m sure Jo did’nt need the kiss of life, it was only her knee after all 🙂

Are we taking in the walled BW’s around Austwick? they are great when it’s dry.

don’t count me as a definite but a definite maybe depending on how I’m feeling, I do love riding in the Dales.

Are we taking in the walled BW’s around Austwick?

I suggested Arncliffe Cote (the BW), Mastiles Lane and mebbe Threshfield Moor with Stockdale Lane to finish, which is all further east…

Is that up mastilles lane? I have some unfinished business there!

Is that up mastilles lane?

it depends. I’d prefer to split off left and do Threshfield Moor & Winterburn Res followed by the climb to Weets and Smearbottoms Lane back onto Mastiles, but I’m not picking the route…

we will not be going near mastiles lane…..
i have a nice longish, not too technical route in mind. 😉

i have a nice longish, not too technical route in mind

we don’t want to tax the dear old chap…

Will we have to show some form of ID, so we can prove we are not under 16?

BTW, Junkyard we are up to Farleton Knott rather than Rivvy tomorrow night if your interested.

I did fleetingly think Jo was a kiddie (she’s quite small) but many of the rest of us were near or past our “sell by” dates…

BTW, Junkyard we are up to Farleton Knott rather than Rivvy tomorrow night if your interested.

I might be interested as the official club ride is “getting lost round Dent” and no one from Lancaster may go… what time ?

I want to say yes but I’m flying off to the Alps on 2nd July so dont want to risk injury….till I get there anyway – will decide nearer time but really fancy it

Is this open to any STW bods? I’ll be around with bike by end of the month.

danny, it is a good xc route mate, nowt daft n dangerous.
a good fitness builder…

Is this open to any STW bods?

except friggin Gibraltarians!

Just remember Simon, you are only as old as the woman you feel.

I knew I shouldn’t have married an 80 year old

Probably 6 o’clock under the motorway bridge, near the farm. I’ll confirm tomorrow.

It will only be a couple of hours or so.

Simon Ralli

oh yes matey….

Well I emigrate back to Blighty on Saturday and I’m a Scot don’t forget and will be driving down from Dumfries.

And as of September you wont need to worry about me as I will be gracing my prescence on all the Dartmoor rides 😀

I knew I shouldn’t have married an 80 year old

wait till Mrs. Vortex hears this 🙁

she can’t, she’s deaf!!!

just been mulling a route over.
this seems better, because of parking.
start in settle at the school on the right over the bridge
stockdale lane,new laithe, streetgate, highcote moor, arnecliffe, litton, dawson close, silverdale road, long lane, bark house, feizor to giggleswick scar.
what do you think people….??

Thats the one I had in mind for the next ride anyway Ton. Its a cracker.

Click for pics.

eh – keep your STW’rs off that Barkhouse BW it’s mine ……quite litterally

C

ChrisE

you could be our local guide 😀

Chris, I think you and your missus ought to provide something like this. Donations for your alps trip 😉

The good ladies of Arncliffe last year

that would be very nice indeed………….. 😆

you know she normally will if you call in.