STW Embarrassing bodies.. advice please

Woke up this morning and my belly button was really sore. (Lightning Hopkins 1962)

New ailment to me!
It’s clean, I’m sure, so what should I do? Soap & water? TCP? Savlon? Toothpaste?

You need fluff – at least thats my excuse for engaging the regular services of a fluffer

How big was the opening again?

Resend those pics too if you get a chance.

More fluff? you mean it could be too clean?

DD, ygm

dirt is good for the sole

If it was really sore because of

A: swimming, or

B: sticking your finger in there for a good clean out

Then I find the soreness subsides by itself in a day or two.

Dickyboy – Member
dirt is good for the sole

I prefer mine fried in a little butter and lemon juice.

are the pictures of your belly button?

POST THEM NOW!

😯

Lemon juice? I’ll try that later.

z1ppy, not for posting, but send me your email addy.

(he knows that’s a joke, right?)

POST THEM NOW!

If you post them DezzieBee, they’ll lose their sexiness 😐

Look, it’s clean in there, it’s still wet from the washing

#strangest

Phew. Thought it was never gonna happen

Shaving rash?

So anyway.
Advice: 1. Leave it alone 2. Lemon juice (not sure about the butter)

send them here please: Ispaffoverstrangers@pictures.com 😉

And the glitter body lotion? Giggeddy

That’s not glitter….

Are any of you actually doctors?

as a medical professional i feel it important to inform you that you will die, please bring your bikes and family on the 8th and i’ll look after them for you whilst you slink off into the sunset to die to cat AIDs.

no need to thank me x

to die to cat AIDs.

Good or bad cat AIDs?

I don’t even have a cat

im afraid its good cat AIDs, the worst kind.

ownership of a cat isn’t possible debz, cats own you. whether of not you’re aware of this wont change the fact you should give me you bikes.

DezB – Member

Are any of you actually doctors?
No, but im a freelance gynacologist. 😉

Just don’t google it…

I don’t even have a cat

*purr*

I had this the other month. Couldn’t work out why. Irritated the crap out of me for over a week but I resisted messing with it and now I can’t remember it clearing up. It just did.

What does it look like further down?

I had the same. Not helped by my 2 year old delighting in making me yelp by poking it very hard with small fingers. As with all male ailments, I let it be and eventually it went away.

Have you been using it as an ashtray whilst in the bath?

Have you been using it as an ashtray whilst in the bath?

erm, depends what you mean by “ashtray”…

Does ashtray have another meaning then?
Not silly string???

Nice tum.

that’s a ladyshape’s belly button, I can tell 8)
I knew you were DeBz and not DezB.

While we’re here…

Has anyone ever had a reaction to KY jelly? My cock has a rash.

yes. it made me gag