Straw pole??

They do surgery upside down?

God, I hate these reality game shows……. 🙂

Unfortunately I do have the stomach for such things:
About 3 pair of 36DD’s at the mo, but I am on the iDave.

Lol rusty 🙂

Didn’t much like the look of penis surgery either, thank god it’s under GA :/

I’m hoping you won’t need it emma…?

Not the last time I looked Al, is one thing I don’t need to worry about.

I’ve not really been following this – how are the results shaping up? Would a woman be wise to hedge her bets and have one of each?

Mmm I’ve come to the conclusion that it’s best to stick au natural, that seems to be general consensus anyhooo. Probably just as well, looked at prices today. £5k for a decent surgeon! Much better stuff to spend on. Had no idea it could be that expensive :/

Although we have learned that some implant glow in the dark

Hmmm, i’ve known one girl who had a reduction because she was (probably still is) a county-level showjumper and her boobs were causing her a lot of pain when her horse went over the jumps.

Another friend (who is quite busty anyway) recently went through breast cancer and the ensuing lumpectomy and drugs/radiation treatment. As part of her treatment she was offered augmentation surgery, the surgeon told her “we’ll make the affected one whole again, give the other a lift and make them look like they’re 19 again!”

She originally rejected the idea, but has now decided to go through with it. Because it is now an elective surgery she has been told she has to give up smoking (yay!!) before they will operate.

She proudly told me (at a CRC Marathon event no less) that.. “I’m not giving up smoking for fitness, i’m giving up smoking for a boob job!” 😆

Although we have learned that some implant glow in the dark

forgive me

maccruiskeen, am not sure that laser-boobies are any more allowed than machine gun jubblies

forgive me

No pedals. 🙄

Why does laser boob girl’s bike look so sad?

I remember “back in the day” (late 80’s/90’s) Acid House stylee.. all the girls “glowed” in one form or another…

Definitely natural – watched a friend going through pain after a boob job under the muscle and no-one should have to do that! (they do look pretty amazing, though)

Rachel

Keira Knightley is a good example of a girl who’s flat-chested, but is totally at ease with herself

wow, what a relief for her. 🙄

What doesn’t fit in the mouth is wasted anyway 😉

That’s photoshopped bigyinn?? !!

Nope. Phillip Schofield’s eyebrows really are that colour.

talking of tits lol
link no worky

Emma – concentrate on your good bits, you’ll have loads of them 🙂

concentrate on your good bits, you’ll have loads of them

We’ll be the judge of that – pics! 😉