Straw pole??

If that’s what they are called….?? I dunno.

Fake boobs or real boobs & if fake how much above the natural size? Which would you prefer on a woman? Be honest!

straw poll

real. fakes look fake. real boobies jiggle

Do they have to be on a woman?

Real every time even if they are fried eggs.

“poll”

Real everytime, fake is horrible in my experience.

No fakery

Real everytime, fake is horrible in my experience.

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as long as they dont look like a snooker ball in a rugby sock, real ones every time 😉

Ohhhh bloody hell I’ll get stick for that, my excuse is I just been talking about pole dancing 🙂

Fake. Like huge beach balls, so you can’t even see the woman behind them.

deff real ones

Good ones, that’s the only key thing. Real preferred, fake acceptable.

“Straw Poll” comes from the act of throwing straw in the air to see the way the wind is blowing.

Women with unfeasibly synthetic and massive boobs still find me attractive despite knowing that.

and definitely no spaniel ears.

To be honest and serious, fake boobs don’t really do much for me; they may well look good from a distance, but so do I.

Much rather have the real thing, big or small, pert or not.

The whole ’emphasise my tits by surgery’ thing suggests a certain amount of insecurity, and insecurity is not best dealt with by surgery.

Double post, which is somewhat ironic…

crikey – yes, “hands on”.

on another note…sexiest is the self-accepting woman – she never has a boob job.

on another note…sexiest is the self-accepting woman – she never has a boob job.

Unless she has had to. Not all boobie surgery is Jordan Wannabes.

crikey – Member
The whole ’emphasise my tits by surgery’ thing suggests a certain amount of insecurity, and insecurity is not best dealt with by surgery.

A bit like all forms of “artificial body enhancement” including tattoos and piercings?

Boobs are like lager, everyone has their prefrence, but at the end of the day you will take what’s on offer!

indeed. I once knew a girl who’d had breast reduction surgery and still could have knocked Mars out of orbit.

I have such a rubbish imagination and memory that you really are going to have to post pictures of examples… for scientific reasons only, you understand?

What ever makes the lady behind them feel best.

One of each, all bases covered then.

But lets not forget the real tragedy- the horror that is breast reduction. WHY! 🙂

Must real and at least a handfull. I have large hands 😀

the horror that is breast reduction. WHY!

Lumbago!

I’m going to need photo’s to help me decide

A bit like all forms of “artificial body enhancement” including tattoos and piercings?

No.

I think breast enhancement surgery is a special case because it is specifically about the enhancement of a sexual characteristic, and has significant social/sexual connotations.

Interesting! So no one would want the fakes attached to their SO/wife/GF then? No even just a lift and shape job rather than all out Jordan boobs?

One of each, all bases covered then.

How about…

One natural, one reduced, one fake?

I think breast enhancement surgery is a special case because it is specifically about the enhancement of a sexual characteristic, and has significant social/sexual connotations.

and a Prince Albert doesnt?

does a lift and shape count as fake or fiddled-with but real?

and a Prince Albert doesnt?

That’s more to do with getting the auld lad out of the way while timetrialling, or so I was led to believe?

Careful now, I don’t think I can handle the boredom of another mandatory 20 page thread about sexism.

A bit like all forms of “artificial body enhancement” including tattoos and piercings?

And haircuts, and make up, and…

An ex had one real one fake, a bit odd but no real problem. It’s more about the person, innit?
More importantly, straw pole or real?

Careful now, I don’t think I can handle the boredom of another mandatory 20 page thread about sexism.

It would be far, far worse if they ever started on about Time Trials…

Anyone had their hands on a pair?

It would be far, far worse if they ever started on about Time Trials…

How quickly can you take a bra off a lady, in the dark, after 10 pints of stella, with your left hand?

Yep.

Most impressive they were too.

Shame about the woman they were attached too…

But hey ho cest la vie & all that jazz..