Loft space – check (need a ladder to have a propoer look though).
Outdoor space – check (but its not overly secure, £10k of bikes I’m a bit wary…)
Should have mentioned I’m renting so can’t blooter the gaff…
I think ‘screwfix’ might be worth investigating.
Being an unattached gent of certain years I do not have to cow tow to ‘feminine’ sensibilities however I don’t want to live in a warehouse/midden neither.
Not intending moving again for a while (too bloody stressful). Ultimately I’ve come to the conclusion that I’ve just too much stuff. Time to declutter. But in the meantime…
Oh thanks for the suggestions (even the ‘stupid’ ones) 😀
ETA: Nearest IKEA is a 250+ mile round trip… and the other side of Embra…