SSUK role call and mugshots

So who wil be there? From when and what do you look like?

Me- Tom (pictured with fatty songstress Beth Ditto)
Come say Hi, I will be there from Friday afternoon with my mate Nick AKA Fat Jesus.

There from friday afternoon, if i look like i'm in a mood dont approach me

Will you be arriving by Hog Sofaking?

4 arriving from scotland under darkness (circa midnight) and a veil of secrecy…..if i manage to get my bike built tonight 😳

either that or my dandy horse 😉

i think its the best way to try and get in with the knights of niche

Role? Team captain and chief imbiber.

Me and four other riders looking forward to beer and cheese. There will be cheese won't there?…..

*waves*

y'ello.

'Smee looking suitably racy but not in the least singlespeedy 😀

I'll probably be seen doing this only with a lump hammer and a pair of molegrips whilst my first born looks on admiringly.

Mr Sparkle are you riding the tandem on the day?

I'll be there from Friday avo.

Looking like this but with a big Mexican tash and no bodyarmour.

Oh and don't try and approach me because i'm a right moody fecker and unless you're a fellow mexican tash you'll never be in my chique.

Yarkshire finest muppets aka Yoda's crew 13 strong, should be there from 6ish friday evening, if we can find south wales. We look like ermmm….. single speed freaks. We will be the ones going happen T' T' T' tha nars or chasing the oh so sexy welsh sheep. Some of our lot maybe unfaithfull to their Yorkshire Sheep. Its going to be a good one YAHOO 8)

I'll be there on Friday but I'm so nondescript and mild mannered that I'll just blend into the background

I'll be there – god knows when – riding something unusual if I can cobble it together in time.

I'll be there sometime on Friday evening and will only get angry if someone pulls my bu99er grabbers.

ayatollah, those are some mighty blowjob handles and i like the fact you've grown your nasal hair into a second upper 'tache like a biplane. Jolly good effort

Mr Sparkle are you riding the tandem on the day?

If I can get it in the car and it stays intact then, yes!

Should be landing Sat morning, I'll set off riding down Fri and have a night with bivvy bag on route … I shall be riding my non niche Genesis.

Sat night will see me sleeping at the other end of the scale in the worlds biggest tent – you'll not miss it 😉

Roll call?

Ham and pickle for me please!

AON,
putting up a picture from 10 or 15 years ago is the oldest trick in the book. shame!

Really looking forward to it, just back from cycling through Africa, so wonderful change of scenery

Will be getting there on Friday Afternoon. Will be on Prince (purple inbred 29er)

Didn't manage to finish the Frankenstein bike so put knobbies and a carbon fork on this.
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any excuse for this pic ,goes quietly to the corner

Oh and don't try and approach me because i'm a right moody fecker and unless you're a fellow mexican tash you'll never be in my chique.

How about if someone wants to borrow your poncho repair kit?

Looking a bit chubby there Jas. Cheese OD?

I look like this, If it is wet I will be grumpy and a bit drunk

If it is wet, I will look like this.

Just remembered, Taz has a tent the size of the rhondda valley so party at his place if it's raining and you can tolerate grumpy baldys on absinthe waffling on about oval chain rings and pushing back. That's him, not me. I drink whiskey, beer, cider, red wine, port, vodka, patchine oh you get the idea. Any hoo, is that ok taz 😉

yep party in the palace if needed, how did you get the description of me so accurate to swine, you've undone all my good work at pretending to be a nice balance chap….damn you!

I've only mentioned pushing back once I'M not SSStu! 😀

Did someone mention my name?

I knows you luvs me Tazzy. Just watch out swede doesn't get all jealous and scratch your eyes out. 😉

you won't need that swede you knows I like it dry and thrutchy, just use spit to be manly

He likes to keep the fishnets on to make out like it's his first time… not sure why I'm smiling though, or what Im looking at 😯

LOL- I've got the money for your "speciality items" psling

Ts getting messy already and we've not even left home yet 🙂

Dam you Pete. Enticing me all night with the finger then disappearing when I finally concede to your tireless foreplay.

I went looking for batteries, spotted a sheep and you didn't get another look in…

It'll be a quiet and orderly affair 'Tollah. I hear Wales is 'dry' on Sundays. And every village has two chapels ~ [welsh accent]"Ah, that's the one I don't go to, you see"[/welsh accent]

Ts getting messy already and we've not even left home yet

yeh, you lot are all very bad men, I'm glad it's only internet personas and you are not like this in real life…..

oh hang a mo

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