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  • Spirit in the house … errmm …
  • chewkw
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    Okay you scientists out there explain this …

    On Thursday morning just before 8.20am I was alone in the house preparing to go to work then I heard someone exit the toilet in my flat after using it (sound of toilet flushed just one room away from me about 10 feet away) and with sound of foot steps then opening the door and entering my second room just beside toilet …

    Went to investigate and could smell someone just used the toilet … slight smell of dump … checked the other room … no one.

    Now, is it not impolite without asking to use other’s toilet even when they can do so without being seen … or shall I stick a notice up saying that they could pay me with lottery numbers?

    🙄

    RustySpanner
    Full Member

    Crept in, crapped, crept out?

    Did you dust the seat for prints?

    chewkw
    Free Member

    It is on the first floor without balcony and windows still locked from inside the room. 😯

    bwaarp
    Free Member

    Could it be you’ve lost contact with reality and are having delusions? 😛

    PJM1974
    Free Member

    Eau de dump from next door bubbling up via your u-bend?

    RustySpanner
    Full Member

    Were we experimenting with Auntie Sensimella’s herbal relaxant and laughing medicine at the time, Mr Chewkw?

    Or had we been shaking hands with Mr Gordon or Mr Daniels, by any chance?

    ernie_lynch
    Free Member

    Now, is it not impolite without asking to use other’s toilet even when they can do so without being seen

    Absolutely. Minimum standards of decorum and propriety demands that one asks before entering a person’s property to use their lavatory.

    Disclaimer: I am not a scientist.

    buzz-lightyear
    Free Member

    It’s in your mind. That is not to denigrate the experience in any way. In fact I think you are quite privileged to have mind that can “experience” something like this – few people have.

    chewkw
    Free Member

    I am not on any sort of experimental drugs by the way.

    I mean it’s working day so fully awake when that happened and at one point I thought to myself … did I miss something?

    It’s an old building but still … not very polite … hmmm … of all the places.

    buzz-lightyear – Member

    It’s in your mind. That is not to denigrate the experience in any way. In fact I think you are quite privileged to have mind that can “experience” something like this – few people have.

    Errmm … not when one is fully awake (not mind playing tricks) preparing to go to work and the slight smell of dump when I am the only one in the flat … I mean the toilet door open and close as did the room door. 🙄

    Now what if they keep using the toilet when I am also in need of using it urgently? I mean I need to take a dump too before I go to work.

    ernie_lynch
    Free Member

    Now what if they keep using the toilet when I am also in need of using it urgently?

    Knock on the door and tell them to hurry up ?

    Northwind
    Full Member

    I’d recommend you look over your forum history and see how many of hte posts you remember making- I’ve suspected you might be posessed for a while tbh.

    chewkw
    Free Member

    Northwind – Member

    I’d recommend you look over your forum history and see how many of hte posts you remember making- I’ve suspected you might be posessed for a while tbh.

    No idea what you’re talking about … never been here before … 😆

    Time to go to bed now.

    bwaarp
    Free Member

    I’ve suspected you might be posessed for a while tbh.

    ROFL 😆

    JoeG
    Free Member

    A ghost took a dump in my house! New thread – what sort of toilet paper do ghosts prefer?

    BTW there is already an accepted meaning for ghost shit.

    What next, STW?

    DrP
    Full Member

    The only explanation I CAN confidently give, is that it’s NOT ghosts…….

    !

    DrP

    DrRSwank
    Free Member

    Pootergeist?

    jappy
    Free Member

    Tyler Turden?

    stuey
    Free Member

    Deja poo?

    Squidlord
    Free Member

    Here’s a vid of a similar situation, but featuring a wee-ja board:

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