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Offline  Harry_the_Spider
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Urgh. Nasty.

 
Posted : 13/11/2021 7:05 pm
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Say what now?

 
Posted : 13/11/2021 7:07 pm
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I don't know, people pay for that.

Cracking voice though.

 
Posted : 13/11/2021 7:07 pm
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OK, I've googled now and yes, nasty, but was posting a link in the OP too much for you?

 
Posted : 13/11/2021 7:09 pm
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I don’t know, people pay for that.

The recipient certainly seemed to enjoy it.

Cracking voice though.

Yep.

 
Posted : 13/11/2021 7:12 pm
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She really did have to go didn't she?

 
Posted : 13/11/2021 7:20 pm
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And she never missed a beat 😊

 
Posted : 13/11/2021 7:23 pm
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Sophia Urinista

 
Posted : 13/11/2021 7:23 pm

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Nasty

 
Posted : 13/11/2021 7:24 pm
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Did he have a head cam on ?? Very odd

 
Posted : 13/11/2021 8:01 pm
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Huh, that’s reminded of of Mike Patton getting his taster out for a wazz at the Phoenix Festival sometime in the distant past

 
Posted : 13/11/2021 8:03 pm
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Didn't he piss in his boot then drink it?

 
Posted : 13/11/2021 8:03 pm
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Surely one for the No Time to Pee thread?

 
Posted : 13/11/2021 8:07 pm
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There’s people who’ll pay for that sort of service…

 
Posted : 13/11/2021 8:08 pm
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Are they touring? Asking for a friend

 
Posted : 13/11/2021 8:23 pm
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May next year, already got a towel ready.

 
Posted : 13/11/2021 8:28 pm

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...and goggles.

 
Posted : 13/11/2021 8:32 pm
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I've been to a lot of gigs, I've seen singers drop their trousers, I've seen singers throw their tampons into the crowd... but that, that was utterly bizarre. Bloke definitely knew what he was in for didn't he!? 'Kin weird. Shame they're a shitey covers band.

 
Posted : 13/11/2021 8:35 pm
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Well, we've all done it.

 
Posted : 14/11/2021 6:51 am
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Didn’t he piss in his boot then drink it?

On this occasion (I believe there was quite a few) he basically just pranced about shooting fountains.

I'm now wondering whether the turd in a glass of beer thing actually happened, Brazil I think.

 
Posted : 14/11/2021 7:36 am
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The things fame hungry folk will do for a bit of media coverage these days takes the pee.

 
Posted : 14/11/2021 8:21 am
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Salty waterboard.

 
Posted : 14/11/2021 9:07 am
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F**** YOU I WON'T PISS WHERE YOU TELL ME!

Put her name into reddit and the event in question came up.

Can't say the recipient looked like he was against the idea. In fact he looked really happy, fist pumping the air afterwards.

As an aside.... A few years back mate and I were stumbling around Hamburg drunk and got chatting to a few brasses (surprisingly friendly the girls in Hamburg...) and it turns out that being pissed on is a popular request.

Brass Against.... A bit shit, imo. (no, that wasn't a suggestion for their next performance.)

 
Posted : 14/11/2021 9:10 am
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Probably not how Tool will want the audience warmed up on the 2022 tour. Might explain the ticket prices however.

 
Posted : 14/11/2021 10:22 am

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Brass Against…. A bit shit, imo.

Shame they’re a shitey covers band.

Really? Plenty of covers bands around, hardly any bring something new to the formula, using a brass ensemble gives a whole new feel. Also, they’re not just covering one band, like all those doing exact copies of The Smiths, Morrisey, Pink Floyd, Oasis, blah blah blah.

Sound pretty damned good to me! I really want to see them just based on this video. Just the fact they’re brave enough to cover Tool is enough to get my attention!

As far as the peeing goes, that’s not as bad as Slipknot’s singer vomiting deliberately on stage.

 
Posted : 14/11/2021 11:35 am
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Anything to get into the Main Stream !

 
Posted : 14/11/2021 11:44 am
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Golden Stream

 
Posted : 14/11/2021 11:46 am
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Really? Plenty of covers bands around, hardly any bring something new to the formula, using a brass ensemble gives a whole new feel.

Jeremy Deller was doing it ten years ago. (the brass band thing, not the weeing thing - thats a more Paul Macarthy thing)

 
Posted : 14/11/2021 11:59 am
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Stop the world I want to get off

 
Posted : 14/11/2021 12:00 pm
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Tbh, when I saw that big eejit fits pumping, I was kinda wishing she'd had a dose of the shits.

 
Posted : 14/11/2021 12:27 pm
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What's the difference between a potato and a chick pea?

You don't pay to have a potato on your face.

 
Posted : 16/11/2021 12:26 pm
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I wonder what the media response would have been like had it been a male performer pissing on a female member of the audience?

 
Posted : 16/11/2021 12:44 pm

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Guest appearance by Slash

 
Posted : 16/11/2021 1:07 pm
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Just a Hooked On Classics rehash.

 
Posted : 16/11/2021 1:11 pm
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Invitation to perform at the 2025 Trump inauguration incoming in 3..2..1...

 
Posted : 16/11/2021 1:27 pm
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Having seen this in NME or some other pop ezine... I was thoroughly impressed at the sheer volume she was holding onto!!!

DrP

 
Posted : 16/11/2021 1:59 pm
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I was thoroughly impressed at the sheer volume she was holding onto!!!

Very rock and roll.

 
Posted : 16/11/2021 2:08 pm
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Turns out it was a plastic cup stuck to the guys head not sure if that's better or worse 😜

 
Posted : 16/11/2021 2:08 pm
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If he'd stuck a cup to his fod to catch all of this lady wee how was he going to get up without getting it on his face? He hadn't thought that through.

Academic really I suppose, as she hosed him with about half a gallon.

 
Posted : 16/11/2021 2:14 pm
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DrP

Most unfortuante username for this thread goes to...

 
Posted : 16/11/2021 2:23 pm

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As a method to increase their bands exposure it was pretty effective and by that I don't just mean her dropping her kecks

 
Posted : 16/11/2021 2:29 pm
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Would love to see the rate of sale for tickets from last month to next month, i bet there'll be a slight increase in demand!

 
Posted : 16/11/2021 3:17 pm
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She fronts a bog standard covers band...

 
Posted : 16/11/2021 10:43 pm
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Kudoos to her for not getting stage fright.

 
Posted : 17/11/2021 12:14 pm
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Good on her for fighting the cistern.

 
Posted : 17/11/2021 2:03 pm
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