*SOBS* I've been stood up….

……….by hora of all people.

And I thought he was a gentleman.

Get the pitchforks out…

I thought hora was Mister reliable ?

Not any more. And I made a special effort to put my best biking shorts on, did my hair/makeup and wore a carnation like he said.

TBF he’s probably just enjoying himself too much in Sheffield and forgot.

Upgraded before ridden.

He’s probably been “unseated” by a small smooth pebble and hence has had to go to A&E to get himself repaired…..

#horasnemesis

perhaps he is selecting the correct bike to use, and the hugs pile of them have fallen on him and killed him?

Is he building a new/used/previous frame up and can’t find a s/h headset cup?

He rode rivi this morning then was at steel city with his family.

He was out riding before 7am this morning.

Wasn’t he meant to be doing Nan Bield?

He rode rivi this morning

You can still see his dust trial

Jheeze. I’m glad there aren’t a group of guys discussing what time I left the house this morning!

You are glad you are ugly and uninteresting 😉

Sooo, when should we be informing the emergency services to check out a potential bad smell wafting from his house?

I reckon it’ll be autoerotic asphyxiation.

Im just back. Battery flat on phone so couldnt get on phone and have sunstroke I think. I was there too. Was that you in the fetching mlehworld top??? Ffs! I still want it- can pop over this week or poss tomorrow

I still want it

😆

Oh ffs. So I wasn’t stood up. Passat estate 2 kids. Will email you when I get home.

You were going on a naughty date in the woods and you brought your kids?

My god, what is the world coming to.

Now then, now then!

I thought about asking if it was you but I was a bit concerned approaching a bloke with kids in a busy queue and asking if they were ‘hora’. Seemed a good way to get into a fight or the next suspect for Operation Yewtree.

scotroutes – Member
Now then, now then!

There’s a reason that’s not funny scotroutes – can you see what it is yet ?

I still want it

Scaredypants has played his joker early too.

Sorted. Oops I’ve trebled my bike collection in 5 days 8)

Do you wanna be in his gang, Scaredy Pants?

Jamie, bewbz on STW!!?!?!! 😯

I have a Planet x armadillo frame for free if you want it hora. Make a nice jump bike for you.

I I have a Planet x armadillo frame for free if you want it hora. Make a nice jump bike for you.

Sorry but 😆

Ps if Hora doesn’t want it for free……… what size is it?

It’s a 17.5, fits about the same as an 18 inch Inbred.

When WW3 is over the only surviving things will be cockroaches and that frame – it’s seriously tough.

Where are you based cos I don’t think I could be bothered posting it.

I always fancied one but never got round to it when they came out + I like frames that are ‘different’.

I think if you are near Hora the a bait too far away as I’m near Durham. If Hora takes it then he must promise to post a vid of him jumping 😉

Wife is from Newcastle so we often travel up there. The frame has been sat waiting for me to do something with it for the past 3 years (this is unlikely now as I have just bought a 456 Evo2).

Next time we visit the mother in law I will email you and, if you still want it, I will drop it off on the way through.

That would be brilliant as long as Hora doesn’t want it. I don’t want to upset the sensitive little soul!

I’m in Lanchester BTW email is gswood AT gmail DOT com

Cheers