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  • So the office think I am dealing….
  • matt_outandabout
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    ..having been spotted in the car park at 8:30 this morning handing over a wadge of crisp £20’s to some bloke. 😉
    Even more so, when I walked in and was asked who was he, I replied I had no idea, just some bloke of an internet forum. 😯
    What half the office (gossips particularly) missed is the 15′ of canoe that was now on the roof of my car. 😀

    poly
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    now I’m no expert, but when did the DEALER hand over the cash?

    matt_outandabout
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    Now *that* is where I am going wrong.

    scotroutes
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    Surely the dealer has to buy it off someone?

    thegreatape
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    When he buys in bulk. First time I’ve heard of drugs being hidden in a canoe though.

    corroded
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    Not a bad idea. *registers cokebycanoe.com*

    piedidiformaggio
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    Is that a canoe in your pocket? Or are you just pleased to see me?

    jambourgie
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    The old ‘hash-canoe’ trick eh?

    Pook
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    It’s kayak-cocaine

    andrewh
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    A dealer paddling his wares?

    kenneththecurtain
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    Should be ok as long as the gossips dont sell you down the river.

    stever
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    This thread went rapidly downhill.

    Pook
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    Just go with the flow Steve.

    debaser
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    yeah, just roll with it.

    peterfile
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    First time I’ve heard of drugs being hidden in a canoe though.

    martinhutch
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    If the deal went sour, would he bust a capsize in your ass?

    cfinnimore
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    You’ll be fine up shit creek crack.

    snaps
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    Made me think of this

    matt_outandabout
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    It’s ok, no one notices my canoe when it is in the car.

    daftvader
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    I canoe see a thing…..
    Sorry Igmc….

    takisawa2
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    I’ve met a few prolific dealers off here.
    Most memorable wad the memory-foam mattress blag, that was a chap from Bristol, at a McDonald’s just off the M5.

    Edukator
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    I think you need a high-viz flag or something on things sticking out that far.

    thomthumb
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    First time I’ve heard of drugs being hidden in a canoe though.

    i thought a condom was the commonly used package size 😯

    sssimon
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    we were fueling the car a few sundays ago and two guys pulled up in two cars, both got out one had a look at the contents of a cardboard box and then handed the other guy a wad of notes, my wife was ready to call the police when I reminded he that’s what I do everytime I sell a bike/car parts/mobile phone

    matt_outandabout
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    Depends where you are hiding it, a canoe in a yaris looks just like a canoe in the arris.

    surroundedbyhills
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    I wonder if any drug dealers have dreams of being outdoor education instructors…
    Anyway Matt I’ll be doing later for some more paddle powder, usual flash from the street 😆

    matt_outandabout
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    Usual place 😉

    piedidiformaggio
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    Would it not be easier to put the car in the canoe?

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