Singledatingtrackworld: Give me ideas for a first-date challenge….

/*creativity mode on*/
get a few feet of plastic tubing.
insert one end in your bumhole, the other in your mouth.
fart and breath out through your nose
light it.
ask her if she’d like a go (put the nasal furnace out first – talking with your nose on fire is just rude), offering her the end from your mouth (obviously not the bum end, that would be gross)

if she’s not impressed, she’ll never ask you to do another “challenge!”
if she is impressed, post on here and i’ll get you something even better

A date challenge?

Find someone who isn’t mad, or boring, or married!!

Both get dressed as penguins and see how many inflatable lobsters you can carry through a revolving door.

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get a few feet of plastic tubing.
insert one end in your bumhole, the other in your mouth.
fart and breath out through your nose
light it.
ask her if she’d like a go (put the nasal furnace out first – talking with your nose on fire is just rude), offering her the end from your mouth (obviously not the bum end, that would be gross)

Then this straight after

Both get dressed as penguins and see how many inflatable lobsters you can carry through a revolving door.

had me in tears and not in a dusty dadsnet way.

High maintenance. Walk away now.

How many posts and NOBODY has asked for a picture of the challenging date?

How many posts and NOBODY has asked for a picture of the challenging date? suggested the Oxo Tower as a location?

The OP’s not been back.

Is their mouth too full of marshmallows to post an update?

Both get dressed as penguins and see how many inflatable lobsters you can carry through a revolving door.

This.

Ok. Some I’m off on a first date on Thursday and she’s got this idea that I have to complete some kind of challenge beforehand – the ‘eating a doughnut without licking your lips’ type-of-thing…

WTF?!

What happens on the second date? Trial by combat?? Or is that the wedding night?!

I have a feeling the STW-hivemind might be right about this one…

I suspect the real challenge will be leaving early without causing offence 🙂

I mean it’s a good ice breaker but a “little” odd.

Like the Mars bar idea…

My first date with mr pea was a mountain bike ride- that’s surely the best kind of date?!

yeah take her for a ride. that’ll do it.

A friend had a first date one time who took her pot-holing. It ended well on the day, but in the bigger picture, it didn’t end well.

The signs are there.

When you talk to her on the phone, does it always sound like she’s in a helicopter or running really fast?

Coin on the Forehead Prank Skill Contest

Is her bathroom carpeted?

Golf ball and hose pipe?

If not that then definitely the penguins one suggested above.
Other than that the woman sounds like a nutter, run!

The penguin and lobsters. Good clean fun. And you can ask a doorman, receptionist, general loon to film it for the stw massives amusement.

One challenge comes to mind:

She’s got to be Marianne Faithfull

You’ve got to eat her Mars bar.

😀

Tell her that its impossible for women to touch their belly button with both of their elbows at the same time.

Stand back and admire, thank me later

If you have to do the challenge before the date then presumably she won’t be there so you can make up any old sh1t – she won’t know so you can be as creative as you wish.

Anyhoo, as above, she sounds like a nutter… RUN!

*LOL at Rachel*

BTW, try not to check your knob and jiggle your b8llocks every few seconds, men seem to do it subconsciously and I have to say it’s not terribly attractive 🙂

BTW, try not to check your knob and jiggle your b8llocks every few seconds, men seem to do it subconsciously and I have to say it’s not terribly attractive

I think this may be down to your personal selection of men, not men in general.

Tell her that its impossible for women to touch their belly button with both of their elbows at the same time.

I’ve heard the elbows behind the back one, but not that one.

Take along a dismantled STI shifter in a bag, and get her to put it back together.

If she can, she’s a keeper.

Unless she’s butt ugly, in which case you’ve got a fixed shifter and a night out.

How did it go?

Do you still have your gonads???? 😆

STI shifter

Save that for the morning after.

BTW, try not to check your knob and jiggle your b8llocks every few seconds, men seem to do it subconsciously and I have to say it’s not terribly attractive

That’s multitasking 🙄

BTW, try not to check your knob and jiggle your b8llocks every few seconds, men seem to do it subconsciously and I have to say it’s not terribly attractive

Whilst I totally agree; only a couple of days ago I was walking towards a larger lass, who was wearing leggings, who then proceeded to itch a particular irritation for a good few seconds ‘down there’, not caring for any dignity. Why I noticed this I don’t know. It was just kind of obvious!

Therefore, I understand why women don’t want to witness similar!