Simple things that amuse you.

I was speaking to someone earlier who I haven’t spoken to in years. Halfway through the conversation I remembered that I used to entertain myself by randomly adding “like” to the end of my sentences when I was talking to him, because it made him end every sentence in “like”. He hasnt changed. 😀

Penis graffiti

Always makes me laugh

Inappropriate comments that outrage the recipient

Farting in lifts, then staring hard in disgust at the person next to me.

Silently of course, I’m not an animal you know.

My 3 year old daughter streaking through the house this afternoon shouting “NAKED!” at the top of her voice.

Meeting up with Scotish trolls only to discover that underneath the trolly exterier they’re actual a nice person always makes me smile. 🙂

SSStu – seeing that they are gash on a bike is probably funny too. 😀

I’m at this engineering facility, really clean and sharp, they make suspension we’re going to sell and service, the engineer who is in charge of the servicing has all his tools laid out on a slightly but not overly oiled rag, but laid really smooth and all the tools laid just so.
I was compelled to pick one up and move it out of line.

Most random comments make me chuckle.

Lately I have found people dropping their dinner at work very amusing indeed although if it happened to me i would be mortified.

E.g mate at work other day was emptying last night’s shepperds pie on to his plate, just as i walked in to the kitchen about 2 thirds of it splatted on the floor, if looks could kill i would have died on the spot – all i could do was roll about laughing – it was sheer class.

😈

Wiminz.

Playing with me willy 🙂

You.

Playing with me willy

Simple or small…..

Both!

Beeping the horn at lights and junctions and looking behind me

That and dwarves in tuxedos 😉

Simple things that amuse me?
Some of the people who post on STW

eating fishfingers

I used to amuse my 2 lads when I was driving by flashing my lights & waving at another driver as though I knew them. loads of people waved back!
Or they might have just being friendly.

Calling out ‘Hello Darlin” when driving/riding past a cow which looks at you.

Tooting the horn at people kissing

I’m at this engineering facility, really clean and sharp, they make suspension we’re going to sell and service, the engineer who is in charge of the servicing has all his tools laid out on a slightly but not overly oiled rag, but laid really smooth and all the tools laid just so.
I was compelled to pick one up and move it out of line.

Similarly I put up some notices around my workplace the other week. One was in the line of sight of a good friend of mine who has OCD. I purposely put the sign up ever so slightly off kilter and left it, then went to the far end of the (very large open plan) office to sit with another colleague.

It stayed like that for about 2 mins 😆

DUDE WHERE’S MY CAR! Makes me laugh more everytime i see it. Sweet 😆

People walking into glass doors.

Farting.

Talking to animals.I like animals much more than people.

Farting.

Popping my knee zits while sitting on the bog doing a poo.

DUUUUDE!!
what does mine say?

cynic-al

Giving a dog a chewy toffee, cracks me up every time. Don’t think the RSPCA can touch you for it

That conservative slogan appeared during our student protests! What clever buggers they (we) were! 😉

martymac – Member
DUUUUDE!!
what does mine say?

SWEEEEEEET!! what does mine say 😆

the tv show “Supernatural”

eruptron – Member
martymac – Member
DUUUUDE!!
what does mine say?

SWEEEEEEET!! what does mine say

AN THEN?

Giving a dog a chewy toffee, cracks me up every time. Don’t think the RSPCA can touch you for it

I gave all four of ours a wine gum each tonight…
It was more fun than Ghostbusters on telly.. 😀

Little Miss Sunshine.

Just watched it and laughed and laughed and laughed. Awesome film.

People using archaic insults and swearwords. “You mewling QUIM!” being a fine example.

When I’m driving I like to raise my hand as if I’m waving to a pedestrian and when they start to wave back continue up and flip my sun-visor down and then try and keep a straight face at their confusion/embarrassment of having waved at a random car.

Winding up Wendyballists by calling them Wendyballists

Beeping and waving at someone in the street as I drive by just to do their head in all day wondering who I was.

Holding the door open for someone who then doesn’t acknowledge any thanks only to overtake them to the next door to allow it to swing shut just at the right moment.

Squirting water onto my windscreen to make the car behind wash their wind screen

Seeing a dog with its head out of a car window enjoying the breeze.