The question is, konabunny, what alternatives would you come up with that don’t already exist?…Would it really be better to have no prisons at all?
Well, most likely we’d have a better idea of what methods worked if we were clearer on what exactly we were trying to achieve. At the moment, English law tries to achieve a whole bunch of different and often contradictory aims all at the same time. Deterrence, condemnation, punishment and rehabilitation all often point in different directions, for instance. IMO this leads to none of the objectives being achieved satisfactorily.
Consequently (and ignoring your sarcastic tone for a second 😉 ), I don’t necessarily think that abolishing prisons would be a good idea because we don’t know what the purpose is supposed to be.
It’s a bit like coming across a guy beating his car engine with a mallet to try to make it work. You ask him, “what the hell are you trying to do with that mallet?” and he replies, “well, the **** screwdriver isn’t going to be any better, is it? So I’ll just keep doing this…”
(The analogy obviously doesn’t work if he’s trying to give the bushes a bit of a nudge because in that case a mallet might be the perfect tool).