Return of the Apprentice

Anyone else looking forward to this tonight?

I bloody loves it I do. Bring on the rounded, intelligent and pleasant candidates.

Pretty much the only reality show I watch, love human behaviour.

Looking forward to it but liked this;

This year I might not watch it and then contribute heavily on each weeks Apprentice thread anyway to explain in an overbearing manner why I’m not watching it. Just to be cool like.

This year I might not watch it and then contribute heavily on each weeks Apprentice thread anyway to explain in an overbearing manner why I’m not watching it. Just to be cool like.

He’s not even a real Hamster, the races aren’t real.

Shit! Wrong show.

This year I might not watch it and then contribute heavily on each weeks Apprentice thread anyway to explain in an overbearing manner why I’m not watching it. Just to be cool like.

You could adopt this tactic for the next series of topgear.

Let the bullshit bingo commence.

Will do

Bring on the bullshit!

Is the audio out of synch for anyone else?

The trailer with one of them saying ‘I’m not arrogant but…”

I cannot abide this stupid program. it makes me apoplectic with rage.

A cross between Ghandi and the Wolf of Wall Street ? 😆

Oh God, he’s talking about himself in the third person…

Hmmm…. not much to look at this year 🙁

The women all look jolly happy, wondering how long before they become dead bitchy

There’s no I in team but there’s five in “individual brilliance”.

🙄

There’s no I in team, but there are five in ‘individual brilliance’.

Right o.

Also if you say ‘tit!’ 5 times.

Also if you say ‘tit!’ 5 times.

In the mirror a pair of boobies appear?

Unfair having 11 blokes versus 9 women though.

“I am an Alpha Male…” You drive a mini convertible mate, so you’re far from it.

Would be better if they called it “Arsehole Parade”. Much more reflective of the gonks that’re on it.

Car crash TV, just cringeworthy.

Unfair having 11 blokes versus 9 women though

I was thinking the same thing. The Adams appple is a dead give away.

Loving wwaswas pictures, especially ‘I club baby seals to death with other baby seals’

😆

If I was standing there in a queue for coffee while they argued about who was project managing and who was making coffee…

I’d have made the bloody thing myself.

I can’t watch it, it’s just a bloody awful display of ass hattery, none of them would last 10 minutes in real business or industry……….

They’re a **** scary looking bunch this year aren’t they?

I can’t watch it, it’s just a bloody awful display of ass hattery, none of them would last 10 minutes in real business or industry……

Aren’t most of them from a business and industry background?

Oh the girls have gone into bitch mode

Aren’t most of them from a business and industry background?

Yes probably, of their own imagination, their employers probably let out a sigh of relief when they handed their notice in.

You can’t make this stuff up:
http://www.radiotimes.com/news/2014-10-13/stuart-the-brand-baggs-on-how-to-save-the-apprentice

Hahaha!

I can’t watch it, it’s just a bloody awful display of ass hattery, none of them would last 10 minutes in real business or industry……

Aren’t most of them from a business and industry background?

These two statements often go hand in hand…

Does Stephen remind anyone else of

I don’t want to single out any one individual, but it was Stephen!

😆

Baldy beardy has to go

That Robert bloke – can imagine him sitting in his “edgy” Shoreditch drinking a skinny mochachino and wearing a cravat. With his hipster fixie propped against the fence.

Looking a right ****.