Remember Matthrew Parris "decapitate Cyclists" outbursts?

Someone keeps removing information from Parris’ Wikipedia page about his “decapitate cyclists” outbursts and the later (totally incorrect) “they don’t pay road tax”.

This information should not be kept from public view, IMHO.

While it was a tiresomely dickish comment from a normally inoffensive writer, it probably wouldn’t make the “top 100 things you MUST know about Matthew Parris” round-up.

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It’s about the only thing I know about him.

Oh and he has a castle in Spain is it?

Parris’ most important contribution to Western thought is this theory about why straight men like watching lesbians[/url].

He is one of the intellectual titans of our times.

The background was more diverting than the foreground where, whatever the context, the action was always the same: rolling around endlessly and pointlessly, kissing, writhing, licking, caressing — on and on for hours and hours without serious incident… can you imagine the ennui?

In heaven’s name why? I ask in a spirit not of censure — I can imagine little more harmless than two nude ladies wrestling, with their tongues out — but of bewilderment. What is it in lesbian sex (or their idea of what lesbian sex might be) that straight men get off on? I really want to know.

Only lesbians and heteros would call a blonde and a brunette writhing on a tiger-skin rug ‘sex’. Gay men would call it novelty wrestling.

See? Now if that article isn’t linked from Wikipedia, that’d be a real shame.

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We’re all repressed lesbians.

Indeed we are.

I realise I have been confusing noted sexologist Dr Alfred Kinsey with the bullshit-merchant founder of management consultants McKinsey[/url].

This explains a lot. Anyway, I’m definitely a repressed lesbian.

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We’re all repressed lesbians.

speak for yourself hon.

I’ve never understood why hetro boys like watching girls, I guess it’s because there isn’t a bloke obviously doing what they’re just watching.

I guess it’s because there isn’t a bloke obviously doing what they’re just watching.

Nah, just more norks.

true there are mor boobies

can’t say fairer than that.

Not repressed here!! 😉

Incitement to harm or kill, and he got off scot free by claiming it was intended to be amusing.
Important not to forget this, and worthy of inclusion on his wiki page because the article generated one of the highest number of complaints in the PCC’s history.
If people try to make money from lazy journalism victimising minorities, they deserve to be held to account.

Incitement to harm or kill, and he got off scot free by claiming it was intended to be amusing.

That defence didn’t work too well for robin hood airport #iamsparticus dude.

It’s inexplicably delicious. (Sorry, still on the repressed lesbian thing…).

While you are at it ..

Don’t forget about James Martin

emzs, sazter, I’m sure none of us meant to suggest that any actual lesbians were really repressed lesbians. I am sorry for the herenormative assumption that no lesbians were amongst those present.

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Get enough ‘outdoorsy type’ women together and there is a fair chance of there being a few lady lovers in there…. just gets confusing when the ones who are not look like the ones who are…. but that’s what alcohol is for… 😀

word.

The fun is trying to work it out 😉

Yes, I can imagine the fits of giggles.

“What are you doing?” “Just trying to work it out, darling”.

That’s when I use my STW hipflask, here, love, have a swig! 😉

Lap it up.

OH COME ON!! Lap it… Lap…

Oh please yourselves…

hehe

lol

Is it beer o’clock yet? Afternoon is ok for hip flask time, right?

it’s easy to figure out which women are gay, i just chat them up and if they knock me back then they are clearly gay, there is an extraordinary amount of gay female mountain bikers out there

I was once sat next to a pair of lesbian surfers in wetsuits at Saunton Sands.
It resides in my memory next to Gillian Anderson in her WPC uniform from Thursday night.

A Swedish albino………..

emsz – Member

can’t say fairer than that.

Hahaha @aerobic!! 😀