Power Balance Band + Bradley Wiggins……Why?

Has anyone seen these bands yet? Wiggins was wearing one on tonights tour coverage. They're a very basic flat rubber band, Livestrong styleee but in a shed load of different colours with two holograms embedded at either side, to be worn one above the wrist and one below, which are said to play with the natural bodies electro field to increase balance and strength. WTF?? I've never heard so much bollox in my entire life. These things are being worn by the sports best with no scientific evidence what so ever that they make any difference to performance or strength, and they're £30 a pop? So why are they wearing them? I'm intrigued. A big fat cheque, or is it superstition gone mad? Day light robbery if you ask me. I'm going to look at mass producing my lucky under crackers to improve the chance's for any single male to bag himself an FHM hunny if anyone's interested? Yours today for only £5 with snapped elasticated waste and hole in left buttock means you cannot fail, enquire within.

do you have any with a hole in the right buttock?

No sorry, hole's in the right buttock would prevent any FHM hunny coming within 6.4ft of your body due to interference with the natural bodies electo current running anti clock wise instead of clock wise meaning every time she approached, she would simply bounce off the invisible 6.4ft barrier. Now holes in the left buttock have the opposite effect, once the hunny step's in to what i like to call the "back of the net" zone, (the invisible 6.4ft barrier) she is sucked in and can only be released once the lucky pants have been removed from ones self, there fore making these the ultimate pulling tool, now who wants a pair?

i will take one of each ta.

paypal ok?

Paypal fine. Oh i forgot, free complimentary (extra) sticky back hologram with every purchase of my lucky pants for increased balance and performance!

If I were the makers I'd want him to wear one too with the amount of coverage he's getting. If he's getting paid good for him, his usage will help shift units, health benefits or not. Anyone want to buy some magic beans?

Without trying to hijack your thread, I've got some magic beans going for a very reasonable price which would multiply up the luckiness of the lucky pants.

I also did a WTF, on seeing BW was a part of selling snake oil