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Maybe they've learnt to pee/poop without getting it all over their hands?

I know I have.

Still wash them though, just to appease the moaners ...

😉

Aye, gross.

Not only spreading their own shite & germs on to everything they touch but those of others.

Sounds like you need some rules...

Oh great! Thanks TSY. That's the rest of the morning taken with watching LoG clips. 🙂

I know a few people round my office that I wouldn't shake hands with.

But if you wash your hands how can you properly deploy a stink palm?

I'm guessing you used the same doorhandle as this person to exit the facilities? The question is, why did you bother washing your hands?

I'm guessing you used the same doorhandle as this person to exit the facilities? The question is, why did you bother washing your hands?

Don't forget the taps which you turn on with "dirty" hands, then handle again when you turn them off with your nice clean hands.

Anyone else witness people going straight from the urinals to the hand driers? Seen this a couple of times... Then learned to leave the bogs by prying the door open around the frame...

Does that include having a wee? I tend to drink lots of water so have to wee a lot, as a result I can't be bothered to wash my hands every time I go to to the loo. If I did I suspect I'd probably have no skin left on my hands.

Have you thought about getting a bag fitted?

wee is sterile

I can't be bothered to wash my hands every time I go to to the loo

All you really needed to post there. thing is this is a prevailing tendancy, hence the story about the peanuts in a pub. Dirty mingers are out their, touching things, right now. Its best just not to the think about it. Especially when buying fruit and a veg...

@anjs, only at a certain concentration of urea, and only the moment it is produced, then it breaks down and gets funky (not in a good James Brown kind of way)

Don't forget the taps which you turn on with "dirty" hands, then handle again when you turn them off with your nice clean hands.

Use your elbows, surgeon-styley. Same with hand drier and door handles.
Failing that, pick a "dirty finger" (i.e. pinky of left hand) and use that.

Yes it is a bit OCD, but I tend to put my hands in my mouth a lot when I'm thinking. The prospect of consuming germs from other people's poo is not a pleasant one!

All you really needed to post there

Dirty mingers are out their, touching things, right now

mean, you spend a few minutes in a public cubicle making walrus noises, then just leave?

He probably wasn't doing what you think he was doing...

Well it's not like I wee all over my hands, I've been able to avoid that for some years now

Not so worried about the wee, more your handling of your sweaty junk which has been festering under a couple of layers of clothing for hours!

As johnners said, I neither want the wazz or the crabs from someone's business end around me.

Even just a rinse after a leak helps. Otherwise it's like rubbing your chap over everything you touch afterwards.

I like to catch an open door on the way out, trying to handle it by the outside surface. Or the 'dirty finger' as suggested.

Ignorance is bliss lest the CDO take over (OCD in alphabetical order).

Well, every time you smell someone else's fart, you're breathing in tiny particles of his or her poo-dust. Eh? Remember that!

I lived in the north of Italy for a while. Very unusual using public toilets there (even in bars etc).

No handles on the doors, they swing both ways, so you can use your feet to push open.

A "sit down" type toilet wasn't common, usually it was a hole in the floor type cubicle - again, no hands required.

There were no handles on the taps, it was usually floor operated or sometimes long levers that you used with your forearms.

I used to think it was all a bit odd and rustic...until I got back home and realised how many surfaces I had to touch just to use a public bathroom. It was quite possible to go to the bathroom in Italy and not touch anything other than yourself 🙂 They also have hygiene police who carry guns and can wander into establishments whenever they please and summarily close their doors.

I'm sure many of us have had a good wash in grotty public toilets, only to be confronted with a minging door on the way out that you know has been used by loads of people who couldn't be bothered to wash their hands after doing a nice big jobbie 🙂

Otherwise it's like rubbing your chap over everything you touch afterwards.

#ihavethestrangest

Otherwise it's like rubbing your chap over everything you touch afterwards.

Isn't that what the curtains are put there for?

serious question - do all you bacteriophobes get ill often..?
Do you have immune systems..?

Have you ever been on a drunken pub crawl, or to a music festival..? or wild camped for any length of time..?

I'm not being facetious, I just have very few qualms about the issue and wonder what life must be like for you guys..

Not so worried about the wee, more your handling of your sweaty junk which has been festering under a couple of layers of clothing for hours!

If my chap is clean, not sweaty, and I don't wee all over my hands, how is going to the toilet any different to scratching my chin or rubbing my hands through my hair? I just looked across the office and saw someone with a finger up his nose, I'll bet he doesn't go and wash his hands.

After a poo I can understand, but let's not get carried away. There's plenty of other stuff to wrinkle your nose at.

I'm not being facetious, I just have very few qualms about the issue and wonder what life must be like for you guys..

It doesn't change how i live my life, I'm just assuming that if you offered me a buscuit and I rubbed my todger over the packet you'd be a bit put out, but if i've been to the bog and not washed my hands, and fondle your buscuits you're ok with it, as you don't explicitly know about it.

yunki +1

And this on a mountain bike forum where we spend hours riding through mud! No doubt the occasional dog egg also.

I remember Street Boy (on Kiss FM) doing a sketch on this about 10 years ago. He used to loiter inside the men's toilets at London stations, spot someone not washing their hands, then follow them out and announce to everyone "This bloke just went to the toilet and didn't wash his hands". Was quite funny back in the day.

I'm not being facetious, I just have very few qualms about the issue and wonder what life must be like for you guys..

I'm certainly no bateriophobe, but to have a crap, wipe your bum, wander straight past the soap and water to go eat your sandwich is a bit rank.

It's got nothing to do with a fear of bacteria, more to do with the way I was brought up (the dirty kids at my school were bullied 🙁 )

Do you spit in the street too?

If my chap is clean, not sweaty, and I don't wee all over my hands, how is going to the toilet any different to scratching my chin or rubbing my hands through my hair? I just looked across the office and saw someone with a finger up his nose, I'll bet he doesn't go and wash his hands.

If you can't muster enough power to be certain of no sprayback onto your hands, it's time to get the doctor to stick a finger up your bum.

If you can't muster enough power to be certain of no sprayback onto your hands, it's time to get the doctor to stick a finger up your bum.

Edit to ask: When you use a urinal do you immediately (well, after washing your hands of course) go to the launderette and wash your trousers? What if you splashed them and then accidentally touched your trousers with your hand? The world might end!

Do you spit in the street too?

Honestly people - the world is full of germs and bacteria, without them we might not even be here.

How on earth did we ever evolve as a species without en suite hand wash facilities in trees and caves?

It's a bit of poo and wee, get over yourselves.

I saw a program once where they analysed your typical drivers area in your typical car. On the steering wheel alone they found traces of wee, poo, bogey, blood, semen, the list goes on.

...and how on earth do you people cope with oral sex?

Listerine douche?

Domestos mouthwash?

...and how on earth do you people cope with oral sex?

I find a bit of vinegar helps to balance the saltiness.

...and how on earth do you people cope with oral sex?

Do you carry a packet of wet wipes just in case you can feel a germ attach itself to you?

Honestly people - the world is full of germs and bacteria, without them we might not even be here.

Nope, that's just silly.

Apologies, it must just be a difference in the way we were brought up, I was always taught that it's better to wash your hands after you've had a poo. It's sort of stayed with me as an adult. Can't believe I'm still doing it after all these years...I mean, how crazy am I? Spending vital seconds to wash my hands after I've been rubbing crap off my bum.

Clearly, I now understand the benefits of keeping those important germs and bacteria which are released with my faeces, I totally see the benefit of them on my sandwiches. I mean, where would we be without having bits of faeces on our hands? I'm amazed i've made it this far in life with my silly quirks, like spending a few seconds washing my hands every now and then.

I might stop showering in the morning too, since there's no point, it's only a bit of BO.

Do the "I don't care if I've got crap under my fingernails" brigade not understand that people might have a reason for washing after the toilet other than being afraid of bacteria? The same reason people shower in the morning? Just ensuring a degree of cleanliness?

Toilets at work are all cubicles so no spray back. Anything else?

Edit to ask: When you use a urinal do you immediately (well, after washing your hands of course) go to the launderette and wash your trousers? What if you splashed them and then accidentally touched your trousers with your hand? The world might end!

You think there's no splashback from cubicle toilets? Do you wash your hands after using a urinal?

Anyway, it's very simple: washing your hands after using the toilet is a quick and easy thing to do, and may well help stop spreading germs unnecessarily. If all you can come up with is "but you don't do inconvenient and time-consuming things to prevent spreading germs" you really don't have much of an argument.

Together 8 years in July and with 2 kids. I'd like the opportunity to try to cope with oral sex!

you need to become a bit more flexible matey. practice bending from the waist 10 minutes a day and in a few weeks you'll get all the BJs you want :-p

No time to wash hands, got grass to cut here.

How on earth did we ever evolve as a species without en suite hand wash facilities in trees and caves?

People always roll out nonsense like this.

What was the average lifespan of [i]Homo Erectus[/i] exactly? 19-20?
How many billions of people died of dysentery and other nasty infections before we mastered basic hygiene?

How many billions of people died of dysentery and other nasty infections before we mastered basic hygiene?

I was under the impression that inhabitants of many developing nations have amazingly strong immune systems thanks to poor sanitation, and as a result never get ill?

If they had the interweb, I'd link this thread to them so that they understand just how utterly pointless basic hygiene is.

I was under the impression that inhabitants of many developing nations have amazingly strong immune systems thanks to poor sanitation, and as a result never get ill?

Presumably this is better than constantly being ill because everything is too clean?

...and how on earth do you people cope with oral sex?

just fine (when the opportunity arises), but the major difference is with OS i do have a say as to who's legs I shove my face inbetween.

Not as much of a say as I'd like or I'd be locked in a hotel room with Rachel Weisz right now, not conversing with you unhygenic poo-handed people 😉

I was under the impression that inhabitants of many developing nations have amazingly strong immune systems thanks to poor sanitation, and as a result never get ill?

Your impression is mistaken. Diarrhoea kills over 2 million people a year, most of them in poor countries.

Nope, that's just silly.

Incidentally I never said I don't wash my hands after a poo.

You think there's no splashback from cubicle toilets? Do you wash your hands after using a urinal?

I agree that there is a need for cleanliness, but personally I don't see the point in washing my hands every time I have a wee for various reasons. As for arguments, all you're really saying is that if I wash my hands I might not spread germs? I'm saying I might (or might not since I'm quite a clean person anyway) spread germs but we can't avoid germs so why worry too much? I'm not going to smear poo on your sandwiches if that's what really worries you.

As I said earlier, I saw someone pick his nose in the office but he didn't go and wash his hands. And somebody else just sneezed, should I escort them to the toilets for a wash?

Everything in moderation, live and let live, etc etc.

Do you wash your trousers after using a urinal?

Let me repeat the bit you missed out:

If all you can come up with is "but you don't do inconvenient and time-consuming things to prevent spreading germs" you really don't have much of an argument.

I've always thought it rather bizarre that people wash their hands after peeing. I know exactly where my pride and joy has been (very fussy about where I stick that), and I can pee without hitting myself, whereas my hands are covered in germs from gods knows where...makes sense to wash hands before touching trouser snake. And of course in the normal course of events urine is sterile.

Faecal matter on door handles and taps however is a concern.

I was under the impression that inhabitants of many developing nations have amazingly strong immune systems thanks to poor sanitation, and as a result never get ill?

😯

You should probably alert the World Health Organisation to your findings.
Because they currently claim:

About 2 million people die every year due to diarrhoeal diseases, most of them are children less than 5 years of age. The most affected are the populations in developing countries, living in extreme conditions of poverty, normally peri-urban dwellers or rural inhabitants.

Among the main problems which are responsible for this situation are: lack of priority given to the sector, lack of financial resources, lack of sustainability of water supply and sanitation services, [b]poor hygiene behaviours, and inadequate sanitation in public places[/b] including hospitals, health centres and schools.

-- http://www.who.int/water_sanitation_health/hygiene/en/

But what would they know eh? 🙄

How many billions of people died of dysentery and other nasty infections before we mastered basic hygiene?

Do those who never get pee on their own hands not give Mr Johnson a little shake at the end of the performance? Surely that leads to the dreaded "wet penny"?

Or do you purposely shake onto your trousers and avoid your hands?

Your impression is mistaken. Diarrhoea kills over 2 million people a year, most of them in poor countries

I was being sarcastic 🙂 Trying to highlight how bleeding obvious it is that poor sanitation = poor health.

I agree that there is a need for cleanliness, but personally I don't see the point in washing my hands every time I have a wee for various reasons.

Fair enough, I was talking specifically about poo. I genuinely do find it odd that people will spend 5 mins doing a poo and then won't bother to spend 20 seconds washing their hands, literally walking past the sinks on the way out. It really couldn't be easier and you've nothing to lose (other than 20 seconds I suppose).

As I said earlier, I saw someone pick his nose in the office but he didn't go and wash his hands. And somebody else just sneezed, should I escort them to the toilets for a wash?

Everything in moderation, live and let live, etc etc.

I'm not fussed if people sneeze on me (other than for reasons of them being impolite), but if someone wiped poo on me I'd probably be a bit upset. For that reason, I'm probably subconciously putting poo into a different category from bogies and sneezing. I used to eat my bogies as a kid, I don't think I ever ate my own crap. I suspect our bumholes are far away from our mouths for a reason 🙂

It's so far out of context as to be pointless - we're talking about somebody not washing their hands after going to the toilet, not a return to pre-historic times or suddenly commuting to a third world country.

These "third world countries": would they be the ones where people die because of "poor hygiene behaviours"?

we're talking about somebody not washing their hands after going to the toilet, not a return to pre-historic times

Are we? Cos I thought crikey's bit about living in caves and trees was referring to pre-historic times.

I realise now he could also have meant Wales.

I realise now he could also have meant South Wales.

I was being sarcastic Trying to highlight how bleeding obvious it is that poor sanitation = poor health.

Sorry: it's not all that obvious to some other members of this forum, it would seem.

I used to eat my bogies as a kid, I don't think I ever ate my own crap. I suspect our bumholes are far away from our mouths for a reason

No? Nobody? OK, just me then.

Sorry: it's not all that obvious to some other members of this forum, it would seem.

They know best though, they are STW specialists in hygiene 🙂

These "third world countries": would they be the ones where people die because of "poor hygiene behaviours"?

That's why we have hands and fingers! Did you never have a dream where your arse was itching uncontrollably, and then wake up with a dirty finger and a nutty taste in your mouth?

No? Nobody? OK, just me then.

ha ha 🙂

To be fair, on reflection, i'm happy to lick an attractive girl's bum. But then again, attractive girls don't poo (as has been scientifically proven many times) 🙂

I was reading another forum recently and this guy was getting all het up about Teh Muslims at his work, saying them using water to clean was disgusting, unlike him using paper. It then degenerated into a discussion of whether rinsing (water) or wiping (paper) was Better for removing an oleaginous substance like poo. This went on for several pages until the guy outed himself as having hung around in the work bogs and staring under the doors to audit how many people were using paper and how many used water. lol!

I'm trying to eat my lunch, can we just agree to wash our hands?

Thanks

Oh, and we all taste of the very finest vanilla FACT 8)

How does that work then in a 'normal' UK toilet? Do you use the water from the bowl, take a cup or flask of water, what?

I use a plant sprayer, tonyd. The same 12 litre one I use to clean my bikes

Camelbak?

and Muc Off?

Supersoaker with some fenwicks?

Surely any decent toilet has bum cleaning built-in?

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Sigh, yes they would. However if you were to ask someone in one of these third world countries if they were more worried about the open sewer running past their front door (tent) or me having a bit of wee on my trousers I'm pretty sure I know what the answer would be.

I see you're still peddling the same argument. Let's try again:

If all you can come up with is "but you don't do inconvenient and time-consuming things to prevent spreading germs" you really don't have much of an argument.

Simple version: it's difficult to divert an open sewer. It's easy to wash your hands.

Awesome device. Why are there two settings to clean breasts?

I'm not being facetious

Faeces-ist!

my willy is clean, i mean i would expect a girl to put it in her mouth. for those who think you should wash your hands every time you touch your willy, i suggest you should probably wash your willy more often.

I see you're still peddling the same argument

Simple version: it's difficult to divert an open sewer. It's easy to wash your hands

What's your point exactly, or are you just arguing for arguments sake? Cutting and pasting the same sentence isn't much of an argument in itself, and it's certainly not going to persuade me to wash my hands next time I have a wee. I might also point out that the sentence you keep quoting back to me ("I don't do inconvenient and time-consuming things to prevent spreading germs") is your original interpretation of my posts - there are several reasons I don't wash my hands.

If you choose to interpret everything I say as "I don't do inconvenient and time-consuming things to prevent spreading germs" then one of us lacks the imagination and intellect to present a decent argument, whichever of us it is there's not much point continuing.

I thought that was an entirely different argument to "I don't do inconvenient and time-consuming things to prevent spreading germs".

Not if you don't have clean water and live next to an open sewer.

I have clean water and don't live next to an open sewer. I also wash my hands. Because it's quick and easy, and may be useful in preventing the unnecessary spread of germs.

there are several reasons I don't wash my hands.

If you'd really thought about it, you'd see that it's precisely the same argument

Other than being lazy and unhygienic? What are those reasons?

If I did I suspect I'd probably have no skin left on my hands

Assuming I'm lazy and unhygienic because I don't conform with your ideals doesn't make it so, and it certainly doesn't help the rest of your argument by making that statement.

I'd suggest that perhaps you are reading too much into things here and seeing exactly what you want to see. ie one argument consisting of the phrase "I don't do inconvenient and time-consuming things to prevent spreading germs" which you yourself came out with.

If I did I suspect I'd probably have no skin left on my hands

In my part of England, the taps dispense water rather than hydrochloric acid.

Assuming I'm lazy and unhygienic because I don't conform with your ideals doesn't make it so,

Washing hands is quick, easy, and helps to prevent the spread of germs. If the best you can come up with is "tap water dissolves my skin" it suggests that you have no justification other than that you can't be bothered.

Not washing hands is quicker and easier than washing them. If I'm not worried about the odd germ why would I bother?

Does it offend you that much that I don't mind the odd germ? It doesn't offend me in the slightest that you seem to abhor them.