Please explain

As a nurse I have to wash my hands more thoroughly and I suspect far more often than most lay-persons would during the average day and yet my hands have, as yet, failed to dissolve into mushy stumps.

Great news! I just went for a wee and then I washed my hands. Hopefully all you nutters out there will be able to sleep tonight now!

I can’t believe there are grown men who still need to be told to wash their hands after going to the loo.

I’ve often wondered who those “Now Wash Your Hands” signs in bogs are for. Now I know. It’s for Tony-“Fishfinger”-D. 😀

Not washing hands is quicker and easier than washing them. If I’m not worried about the odd germ why would I bother?

Not washing hands is quicker and easier than complaining on here. Why do you bother?

Does it offend you that much that I don’t mind the odd germ? It doesn’t offend me in the slightest that you seem to abhor them.

I couldn’t care less. I just think it’s a pity that you’re too lazy to do something quick and easy to prevent the spread of germs.

* makes list of people to avoid shaking hands with *

but on a more serious note…. golden shower anyone?

but on a more serious note…. golden shower anyone?

I’ve heard it is also called ‘champagne’ and is often served alongside ‘caviar’ in specialist German nature films.

Hope you aren’t reading this whilst eating your dinner.

I wash my hands cos that’s the hygienic thing to do, but also because it’s a good opportunity to get rid of the bacteria from them that all you horrible dirty non washers are leaving everywhere.

Neglect. It’s not about choosing not to wash, it’s about neglect, both of your own hygiene, and by contact transfer mine. Go and wallow in your own filth for my money, but don’t spread it all over my world. 😡