Restaurant or takeaway:
Anchovies, onions and black olives.
Capers and mushrooms?
Might, depending on the place.
Shop:
Aldi.
Asda deli pepperoni, with half the pepperoni removed.
Homemade:
More of a flan tbh.
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Veggies and Jus-rol, usually ‘made’ by a three year old.
Done in a normal oven, on a tray.
All thin as you like, bit of pepper, ta.
What insults to gastronomy do you philistines prefer?