From today's The Sun. No high horses, please.
1) "I don't want to be known as the Hilton heiress, because I didn't do anything for that."
2) Paris on her career choices: "First I wanted to be a veterinarian. And then I realised you had to give them shots to put them to sleep, so I decided I'd just buy a bunch of animals and have them in my house instead."
3) Paris Hilton on her fame: "There's nobody in the world like me. I think every decade has an iconic blonde, like Marilyn Monroe or Princess Diana and, right now, I'm that icon."
4) Paris on her technique on the red carpet: "I don't really think, I just walk."
5) "All British people have plain names, and that works pretty well over there."
6) "This is Earth. Isn't it hot?"
7) "What's a soup kitchen?"
8) Paris talking to press about the US chain store: "Wal-Mart… do they like make walls there?"
9) "One of my heroes has always been Barbie. She may not do anything, but she always looks amazing doing it."
10) "Whatever I write in email, it doesn't mean anything. It is just words I write."
11) Paris, when asked if she fancied Tony Blair in 2006: "Who? Oh yeah… he's like your president? I don't know what he looks like."
12) "Kabbalah helps you confront your fears. If a girl borrowed my clothes and never gave them back, and I saw her wearing them months later, I would confront her."