I like mine for pretty much the same reasons as I like my Brompton, which also happens to be orange. I like that it’s made in Britain. I like that the design doesn’t change every other year for the sake of it. But most of all I like the fact that it just works. No fuss and no trying to pretend it’s perfect. Just a decent set of compromises producing a tool that does the job.
The only thing I don’t like is the assumptions that people seem to make about you if you ride a Five. Don’t seem to get that with the Brompton, which is as popular in cities as the Five is on the trail. Most people just accept that you bought a Brompton because you wanted a decent folding bike, but the Five seems to come with a whole lot of extra baggage for some reason.
As for not getting it dirty; well that would be pretty much impossible given the state of the trails up here this year!
Cheers
Andy