“Where’s you Bell?!”
yelled the grumpy sour face cow on the path the other day after I went past at about 5mph when there was a safe space
“right here on my bars, where I’ve been dinging it and saying ‘excuse me’ for the last 30 yards”
says I
vs ———————————
“ding ding”
rings I
*silence*
“ding ding”
rings I
*silence*
“excuse me, can I come past please”
says I
“harrrrumph! thats better, I was waiting for you to ask instead of ringing that silly little bell”
says the other grumpy woman
😯
Both experiences I have had, you can’t win, grumpy people will be grumpy, they’ll make up a reason if they have to.